Want To Make Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Bust A SERIOUS Nut? Hit It In The Morning

My homegirl recently squirted for the first time, and if you’ve ever read this blog before, you will know that I consider squirting orgasms the apex of sexual achievement. When she explained to me HOW it happened, it reinforced something I’ve felt for the longest time: Wake up sex is the most rewarding and pleasurable sex a serious¬†couple can have.

Now I’ve written about all different KINDS of sex, such as Anywhere Sex [CLICK HERE], Raw Sex [CLICK HERE], and even Bondage [CLICK HERE] which for the most part can apply to single people and those in the early stages of a relationship [maybe not so much the RAW sex], but when you are in a serious relationship with someone you love, trust and are completely comfortable with, besides maybe Make-Up sex, WAKE-UP sex is probably the BEST way to make your partner cum HARD – HARDER than deciphering auxiliary polynomial theorems – even HARDER than imagining Whoopi Goldberg’s clitoris anywhere near your face or mouth. That HARD.

When my homegirl told me about her freaky introduction into the Sorority of Squirting Sisters, I couldn’t HELP but hear J. Cole’s song in the back of my mind as she gave me the explicit rundown [Press play and continue reading]:

“So me and my man had an argument on Saturday night because I wanted him to spend the night with me watching bootleg romantic comedies and instead he stood me up to go out with his boys to some played out party downtown. I was heated at his punk-a*s, so when he came over to apologize Sunday night I was a b*tch to him the entire day but I figured his a*s deserved it for tryin’ to play me. So that night we ended up going to bed angry even though we don’t like doing that.

In the middle of the night I had a real sexy dream where a long, wet tongue was diving between my legs and licking all over my kitty [women, why do y’all call it that? Sh*t’s wack – anyways], and I was soaking wet and as I slowly woke up out of the dream, I was definitely still wet as hell, but I was still feeling that warm, wet, firm tongue flicking my clit, so I reached down between my legs, half to touch myself because I was so horny and half to convince my mind to wake up and stop tricking me into thinking I was actually getting head [women saying “head” still makes me chuckle – anyways] and to my surprise I found my man’s damn head down there!

He was in the middle of sucking my clit and stroking my spot with his two fingers and I was so lost in his brains [Hysterical – OK, I’ll stop interrupting] that I forgot I went to bed mad at him. The fact that my brain wasn’t even fully functioning helped because I was only focused on what that long tongue and strong fingers were doing to my wet kitty. And before I knew it I squirted for the first time in my life and my body started shaking like it never has before! And my damn man couldn’t even wait for me to stop shaking and let my kitty recover before he put his long-a*s richard in me and started beating it up until I squirted all over him again.

Damn, I never even got to keep being mad at him after that..”

Now granted, she had Make-Up, Wake-Up and Raw sex all at the same time, but the point I’m trying to make is that the WAKE-UP part is one of the most amazing ways to introduce your woman to squirtastic orgasms. But don’t let me confuse you into thinking it’s exclusive only to women, because Ladies, it works for men too. Most healthy men are erect for the better part of the night anyways, so if you want to surprise him with some nocturnal deepthroating that’s definitely what’s hot in the streets to men everywhere.

But once again, this is a COUPLE move, because taking simultaneousness liberties with someone else’s genitals AND sleep is something you should do only with someone you love. But if you do it right, chances are you will need to start investing in waterproof bed sheets.

This Is Your Conscience

When Lincoln Anthony Blades is not writing for his controversial and critically acclaimed blog ThisIsYourConscience.com, he can be found contributing articles for Uptown Magazine. Lincoln wrote the hilarious and insightful book "You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer: How To Stop Letting Love Kick Your Ass". He is also a public speaker who has sat on panels all over North America and the Caribbean.

70 Comments

  1. lincolnanthonyblades

    03/23/2011 at 5:23 AM

    Ladies & Gentlemen, Have YOU Had Wake-Up Sex? If NO, Why NOT? And If SO, How Did You Like It?

    • MzDebbieFields

      03/23/2011 at 1:39 PM

      Wake up sex is the only way I will make it out of bed on a cold morning with a smile!

      • lincolnanthonyblades

        03/23/2011 at 1:44 PM

        Can't Blame You For That…But It Seems Like If The Sex Was Too Good You Might Just Knock The Hell Back Out!

        • Vicky

          03/23/2011 at 2:02 PM

          Been there and called into work "sick". Went right back to bed with my boo and…..hehehe….that was a good day!!

          • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

            03/23/2011 at 5:55 PM

            Those are the best days ever…sitting in your PJ's all day with your man just sexing, watching tv, sleeping and eating all damn day!

            Mmmmm missing it!

          • imakesense

            03/23/2011 at 6:36 PM

            aawww

    • keisha brown

      03/25/2011 at 4:20 PM

      *saunters in late
      MORNING SEX IS THE BEST SEX OF ALLLLLL MF TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Alana

    03/23/2011 at 8:51 AM

    I can't take these post first thing in the morning. Too damn much!

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      03/23/2011 at 1:45 PM

      Ain't Nothing Like A Woman Walking Around Horny All Day – Your Man Will Be LUCKY AS HELL When You Get Home

    • Jason

      02/18/2013 at 12:14 AM

      Wtf is wrong w/u your sex life must b boring!!

  3. Cally

    03/23/2011 at 10:15 AM

    I endorse this message.

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      03/23/2011 at 1:46 PM

      Thanks Cally

  4. Danni

    03/23/2011 at 10:58 AM

    Yeah, I have no issue admitting that not experiencing this kinda "o" yet has me hella jealous. Officially in a funk for the day.

  5. Reecie

    03/23/2011 at 11:13 AM

    yep I'm a morning sex fan. the kind where when you start your eyes aren't even fully open yet. just feeling your way…you'll definitely wake up after that!

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      03/23/2011 at 1:47 PM

      The Question Is: What's Your FAVOURITE Way To Be Woken Up? Fingers, Tongue Or Richard?

      • Reecie

        03/23/2011 at 1:56 PM

        tongue absolutely…

        • The_Mad_HATER

          03/23/2011 at 3:22 PM

          hope you return the favor!

          • lincolnanthonyblades

            03/23/2011 at 10:21 PM

            Uh-Oh, No Response…

      • keisha brown

        03/25/2011 at 4:21 PM

        fingers

  6. ChloeRayne516

    03/23/2011 at 11:35 AM

    I dunno, how i feel about this cuz morning s.ex has never been my forte.

    I can't get my juices flowing seeing eye boogahs and crust/foam at the corner of man's mouth and breath smelling like oooooooweeeeee.

    ican't!!!!

    • MzDebbieFields

      03/23/2011 at 1:40 PM

      What type of sex is your forte?

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      03/23/2011 at 1:49 PM

      You Had A Bad Morning Sex Experience? Did His Mouth Smell Like Flavour Flav Looks?

      • ChloeRayne516

        03/23/2011 at 4:42 PM

        *lmao*

        Something like that….

  7. imakesense

    03/23/2011 at 11:37 AM

    "Make-Up, Wake-Up and Raw sex all at the same time"

    Definitely the best experience of all time!

    I love that song and J Cole could get ittttt *mouth waters*

    • ATLienSince82

      03/23/2011 at 12:54 PM

      Smh @ my e-wifes infatuation with nerdy j.cole!

      • MzDebbieFields

        03/23/2011 at 1:41 PM

        Pardon you?!?! J. Cole is SEXY!!

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      03/23/2011 at 1:49 PM

      J. Cole Did His Thing…Kinda Outshined Drake Too..

      • Cally

        03/23/2011 at 3:06 PM

        J.Cole will stay outshining Drake … lyrically.

        Cant speak to his looks though.

  8. Vicky

    03/23/2011 at 11:44 AM

    Morning sex is great! I believe everyone should have it!! It's just as good as waking up in the middle of the night and hitting it, then passing back out.

    Speaking of which, I haven't had morning sex in a while….hmmmm….maybe I need to retest my love for it….let you all know tomorrow! LOL :)

    • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

      03/23/2011 at 11:59 AM

      "Morning sex is great! I believe everyone should have it!! It's just as good as waking up in the middle of the night and hitting it, then passing back out."

      THIS!

    • MzDebbieFields

      03/23/2011 at 1:41 PM

      Give us a good run down Vicky! Don't forget!

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      03/23/2011 at 1:50 PM

      We Want A Run Down Vicky..Graphic One Too!

      • Vicky

        03/24/2011 at 11:05 AM

        Sorry to disappoint but mother mature had another plan….b!tch!

  9. ATLienSince82

    03/23/2011 at 12:16 PM

    Dear ladies,

    On behalf of men everywhere…waking up to some sloppy head will have us in the kitchen fixing you a breakfast in bed, then we will mow the lawn and take out the trash and come inside and paint yo funky toe nails..

    • MzDebbieFields

      03/23/2011 at 1:42 PM

      #TakingNotes

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      03/23/2011 at 1:50 PM

      This Nigga Here…

    • The_Mad_HATER

      03/23/2011 at 3:21 PM

      you phuckin up atl!

      • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

        03/23/2011 at 5:56 PM

        LOL!!

      • Omatson

        03/23/2011 at 6:39 PM

        LMAOOOOO

    • Omatson

      03/23/2011 at 6:41 PM

      Bredrin wow you totally just disclosed all the secrets…now the ladies will definitely take advantage of that Shiiiit

    • ddddddd

      03/23/2011 at 8:45 PM

      Hhahahahaha

  10. Mystery

    03/23/2011 at 1:24 PM

    ATL . . . .Don't give out the secrets on how to make men do more house work

    • MzDebbieFields

      03/23/2011 at 1:42 PM

      Too late…I have copied and pasted his response and send it to all my girls! LOL

      • lincolnanthonyblades

        03/23/2011 at 1:50 PM

        Shaking My Damn Head…There's Gonna Be A Lot Of Men Smiling And Then Frowning After Their Women Read This..

      • ChloeRayne516

        03/23/2011 at 4:45 PM

        LOL

  11. Queen Erudite

    03/23/2011 at 1:30 PM

    That is quite a sexy song.

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      03/23/2011 at 1:51 PM

      I Must Say, This Song SLOWLY Grew On Me..

      • Reecie

        03/23/2011 at 1:57 PM

        I liked the version with just J. Cole but I must say Drake was a nice addition to it! LOVE that song. But I'm a huge Cole fan…

        • lincolnanthonyblades

          03/23/2011 at 2:02 PM

          Is It Just Me Or Does Drake Sound Like He Recorded The Song While He Had The Flu..

          • Reecie

            03/23/2011 at 2:08 PM

            lol he does sound a bit congested!

  12. lincolnanthonyblades

    03/23/2011 at 2:32 PM

    Question For The Ladies: Have Any Of You Tried To Wake Up Your Man By Sitting On His Face??!

    • The_Mad_HATER

      03/23/2011 at 3:20 PM

      hell muthaphuckin no!! thats falcon punch territory!

      • Adrian

        03/25/2011 at 12:42 AM

        !!!!!!!! LMAO !!!!!!!!

    • imakesense

      03/23/2011 at 6:40 PM

      LMAOOOO! HE COULD DIE OF ASPHYXIATION WTF?

      riding him awake=GOAT

      • lincolnanthonyblades

        03/23/2011 at 10:30 PM

        Yea… Sounds Like Some Dangerous Shit For Real..

  13. ChloeRayne516

    03/23/2011 at 4:41 PM

    "that you usually both understand there's not gonna be much kissing"

    I need kissing beforehand IF NOTHING ELSE. so this is a lose/lose situation.

    *Shrug*

    • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

      03/23/2011 at 5:56 PM

      Well at least you are always caught up on your sleep girl! LOL

  14. Crystal Promo-Fernandez

    03/23/2011 at 5:57 PM

    Please! Open your mouth and taste it, cause you KNOW you want it!

    • Vicky

      03/23/2011 at 7:54 PM

      Bahahahahaha! I ENDORSE THIS!!!

  15. Kizzy

    03/23/2011 at 6:01 PM

    My man rubbed his richard on my lips when I was sleeping once….he said I gave him the best head ever and I don't even remember *SmH*

    • ddddddd

      03/23/2011 at 8:46 PM

      @_@ looooll thas wild

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      03/23/2011 at 10:30 PM

      WOW

    • Toni

      03/23/2011 at 11:24 PM

      he's lucky u weren't dreaming of eating food…cuz his goods would've easily gotten chomped off.

      i haven't really gotten into the whole morning sex thing…i won't be able to function without brushing my teeth and if his breath is well rank, im not tryna be near that lol..
      soo as amazing it sounds, i can't deal with the morning breath/eye boogie, etc either lol

      p.s: I'm super jealous your friend experienced her first squirt :(

    • keisha brown

      03/25/2011 at 4:23 PM

      DEEEEEEEEEAD @ Kizzy

  16. Adrian

    03/25/2011 at 12:44 AM

    I.Hate.Morning.Breath

    • keisha brown

      03/25/2011 at 4:23 PM

      thats why she ride or you give her backshots.
      *pressed staples that was easy button

  17. Stephen Quammie

    04/17/2011 at 9:32 PM

    Reading this article had me in stitches because I had morning sex with my girlfriend on Saturday after recuperating from the marathon sex we had the night before. I awoke to find her head resting on me, so I wrapped her in my arms and laid there for a while. My hands made their way along her body until they got to her legs when I realized that her ass wasn't covered by the silky pink thong (that I thought she had put on before going to bed) and my hands rubbed and caressed her ass and thigh. She spoke gently, but under her short breath I heard her say "You're making me feel good already."
    To which I said "Good morning." then I kissed her as she looked up at me and from there it was on.

    I took off her nighty and kissed my way down her body until I got to her "kitty" and I ate breakfast with my fingers and hungry tongue until she came. After that wake up we f***ed, showered, got dressed, had breakfast and ended up f***ing again when we were supposed to be leaving to go out.

    So if the question is "Can I hit it in the morning?", the answer is "What are you waiting for?"

  18. Deepstroker

    04/19/2011 at 1:07 PM

    I love eating kat in the mornin…its lyke when you eat her early…her juices flow quicker..and when they flow…you better hurry up and put your Richard in that G-spot..and just stroke til she nut..then pull out and rubb Richard on her clit…(IM TELLIN YOU THEY LOVE THAT SHIT)

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