"Baby I feel sorry for guys who only think about nani all day...I'm different!"
So I posted this Facebook status yesterday:
“Ladies, Next Sunday Is Your Opportunity To Show Your Man How Much You Love Him: Give Him QUIET During The Games, A Strip Show During The Commercials And HEAD During Half Time…He Will MORE Than Make It Up To You Mon-Sat”
Many people [men and women] laughed, a few liked the status and replied, and INEVITABLY there were the few dudes who decided to put on their Handiman capes and run to the false-rescue of womankind and declare that not only was I some kind of misspoken male representative, but they also felt the NEED to infuse the point that they are NOTHING like me and most other men – when they know damn well they are completely full of SH*T.
Ladies, if a man every utters the phrase to you “I’m not like other guys” there’s an extremely high chance that he is EXACTLY like other guys. The same disgusting, ignorant, offensive thoughts that the majority of men have, he ALSO has with the same amount of intensity and frequency, but he just subscribes to the “Tell them what they want to hear” ideology which means he is apt to LYING like a beeyotch to lure women into a false sense of security which essentially just makes his game a lot easier to run.
Ladies, I KEEP telling y’all that men are the same for the most part, and I will forever stand by that comment. What makes one man different from the next is not just simple superficial inclinations like how much he thinks about sex, and how useful he thinks the play “Vagina Monologues” is. The difference man-to-man is in contained in deeper thoughts and feelings that are not even apparent to each other as men. So if we as men can’t even realistically analyze what differentiates us in the innermost parts of our souls from other men, it’s safe to say that us thinking we are so vastly different then the majority of men out there is a played out ploy to attract more nani our way by playing the ultra-sensitive and caring cards.
Like all men, I have no real clue whether I am like other men or not, but I have an idea that on many issues most of us are the same. The fact that some b*tchass dudes had the GALL to knock getting head during the half time of a football game is so obviously ridiculous that any woman who even hears or reads a dude coming to that conclusion should instantly let him know that he actually is NOT like other guys in truth – because apparently he traded in his nutsack for a fully functioning vagina.
This Is Your Conscience
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lincolnanthonyblades
Ladies, Have You Ever Heard A Guy Utter This Phrase? What Was The Context? And What Did It Make You Think About Him?
Gentlemen, Have You Ever Said This Before? Hell, Do You Actually THINK This?
Sep 6th, 2011
Comfortably In Like
Vagina monologues=pussy talks! Lol! Random AF! Anywho I hv heard this but I still put him in the same category as any other man until he proves he's diff. It's ok if ur not diff.. Ur a man i don't expect much from u in the first place.. Expectations come later as the relationships builds.. Nobody owes anyone anything…
Sep 6th, 2011
KemaVA
Hmmm… Are there guys that dont say that phrase??? I dont think I have ever met a man that didnt say he was different than other guys or unique.
I always respond with "didnt MJ say that in the thriller video? "
[Spoken Michael Jackson] I'm not like other guys.
[Spoken Ola Ray] Of course not, that's why I love you.
[Spoken Michael Jackson] No, I mean I'm different.
[Spoken Ola Ray] What are you talking about?
[Suddenly, the full moon appears. Michael begins
squirming around, strangely.
Ola looks confused and concerned,
until Michael falls to the grown in severe agony]
Sep 6th, 2011
Crystal Promo-Fernandez
That's a pretty bleak outlook..
Sep 6th, 2011
Crystal Promo-Fernandez
LOL!
Sep 6th, 2011
Crystal Promo-Fernandez
I hate hearing guys say this, but I hate even more when other women say this! UGHH!!
Sep 6th, 2011
Paul Brown
Yes and no. I've used it to a limited degree, but in the sense that I use restraint. Yes, I like sex like any man, but I don't go chasing every skirt in the pursuit of a nut. I've always valued relationships and was different because of how I was raised, which has worked out for the good and bad at times.
Sep 6th, 2011
jenn
LOLOLOLOL
Sep 6th, 2011
Paul Brown
I have learned that I don't have to say it, I just have to live it. If I have to TELL you I'm different, then either the problem is with your perception or I'm not doing a great job of living it.
Sep 6th, 2011
Shash
You right homie, anyone who says a guy wouldn't enjoy any of those things is a liar. I mean i'm not big on sports but it don't matter whats going on a strip show during a commercial for seinfield is greatly appreciated, and real talk, if i'm getting head during half time, i'll start watching football, basketball, soccer, cricket, tennis, and even golf (they got half time during golf right?)
Sep 6th, 2011
@craziijnell
I will never remember this.
Sep 6th, 2011
ATLienSince82
Nigga i'll watch the WNBA with them chicks suffering from giganticism!
Sep 6th, 2011
ATLienSince82
See that's my thang…I know I'm not like every other dude out there, but if she doesn't just pick up on it naturally then I ain't gonna go out of my way to say it because then I just look lame as hell
Sep 6th, 2011
ATLienSince82
Why you can't remember that??
Sep 6th, 2011
rhenewal
LMAO! I'd watch every sport too, if I knew I'd get (good) head out of it.
Co-sign on the "don't believe" any guy who says he's not like other guys. I've recently decided that all men are essentially the same, with minor differences in the WAY they piss me off, so this post was right up my alley.
Sep 6th, 2011
@craziijnell
Damn, I was clearly distracted. I meant "I'll never forget this".
Sep 6th, 2011
Paul Brown
See, I used to say that in my younger days when I didn't know better. Now, I'm not worried about it. If she can't tell after a conversation with me that I'm on something different, she just weeded herself out for me.
Sep 6th, 2011
GirlSixx
Ladies, Have You Ever Heard A Guy Utter This Phrase?
Yeah, I've heard the "I'm a different breed" or "I'm that dude" before and how I usually respond to that "Is that right baby?" *condescending voice with a smirk* because the way I see it if it's true it will definitely SHOW in the end plus the fact that you need to TELL ME your different, makes me scrutinize just a little bit more.
Question: Fellas, what is your take on when woman say "I'm not that girl, I'm different from most women, I hold myself to higher/different standards?" Do you take her word at face value or do you give her the screw face?
Sep 6th, 2011
GirlSixx
Understood.
Sep 6th, 2011
Paul Brown
There's a difference between saying all men (or women) are alike, versus all men (or women) are the same. Yeah, all straight men love nani and great head, but not all straight men will go to to the same lengths to get it. Yeah, we like it and any man that tells you he doesn't is gay, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. With that being said, all men can't be the same because they would be either all good or all bad, and every single woman that deals with men like that would have the EXACT same complaint or compliment for that matter about those men, which they don't. This can be said about women as well. I thank God that not all women are the same, especially after the dealings I've had with some. I know there were better women than the ones I chose at that time, so I needed to be able to recognize better and become better.
I think people who want to lump all men together or all women together as being the same are just lazy and too scared to step out and would rather stay in the box and complain.
Sep 6th, 2011
krystllyght
What matters is that SHE thinks you're different, not that YOU think you're different. I've always been the one to say this about my husband. When I say it he always laughs and says he's just like any regular guy.
Sep 6th, 2011
MistaHarsh
LOL youse a fool for this one!
Sep 6th, 2011
Jason Howe
LOL
Sep 6th, 2011
Billy
*applause
I absolutely "love" those guys that "throw on a cape"
Humourous is not the word
Sep 7th, 2011
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