A Man Is GAY If He Get’s His Salad Tossed By A Woman? REALLY?!

Dream Girl? She'll toss your salad - and then toss your salad

Salad Tossing: During foreplay, this is the act of licking your partner’s anus.

I figured I would put up that definition first and foremost for anyone who is unclear that we are not actually talking about how a man making an actual salad in the kitchen can be considered effeminate. Today we are going to discuss how RIDICULOUS it is to call a man GAY for wanting to have his salad tossed EXCLUSIVELY by a woman – and how problematic it is to even call a dude GAY for doing something sexual with a WOMAN.

To begin, I will NOT definitely say that there’s NOTHING a man can do sexually with a woman that shouldn’t raise some significant RED FLAGS on his sexuality. For example, any man that is willing to wear panties, thongs, bra’s, garter belts, thigh highs, or any other form of female lingerie is SUSPECT. A man suggesting his girlfriend penetrates him with a strap-on is also SUSPECT. But here’s the reality of the subject: There is no hard and fast rule that can be created to determine what sexual acts done between a man and a woman should be categorized as potentially homosexual. In some men and women’s minds, the rule is based exclusively on him deriving ANY pleasure from anything happening in or around his [and sometimes her] ass – and though I agree to an EXTENT, a tongue can NOT and should NOT be grouped in the same category with richards, fists, dildo’s and any other blunt, phallic-shaped instrument.

Now let’s just be brutally clear about something: The definition of gay should be simple and consistent in the sense that it refers to a man desiring to engage in a sexual activity with another man. What heterosexual people need to come to grips with is the fact that gay people and straight people DO engage in similar sexual activities no matter HOW hard they try to deny it. Gay men and straight men both receive fellatio, give anal sex and receive hand jobs – but OBVIOUSLY the difference between the act being homo or hetero is based on their PARTNER’S gender – so why should salad tossing not be the same?

Salad Tossing saved your grandparent's marriage

I am usually very much against the saying “you can’t knock it unless you’ve tried it” because that’s typically a load of HORSE SH*T. I’ve never had a 2 girls, 1 cup session in my life, and I’ll be DAMNED if you say I need to try THAT to knock it, but this is an act I will definitely use that phrase for. Getting deep-throated, ball-hummed and then salad tossed could be the MOST pleasure you ever receive from a woman’s mouth EVER. Rusty Trombones for the WIN.

But because the male rectum is a place of such social taboo, it’s seen as indecent to even entertain the idea that pleasure could be derived from a kiss and/or a lick, but it’s NOT wrong to pursue that pleasure. But if he wants a kiss. a lick, and then to be finished off with a 9-inch banana and then have whip-creamed squirted out the can on his ass and back while you pull his hair, well then you can officially look at him like:

This Is Your Conscience

When Lincoln Anthony Blades is not writing for his controversial and critically acclaimed blog ThisIsYourConscience.com, he can be found contributing articles for Uptown Magazine. Lincoln wrote the hilarious and insightful book "You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer: How To Stop Letting Love Kick Your Ass". He is also a public speaker who has sat on panels all over North America and the Caribbean.


  1. Lincoln Anthony Blades

    09/19/2011 at 4:03 AM

    Ladies & Gentlemen, What Are YOUR Opinions On This Matter? Is Salad Tossing Gay? Yay Or Nay?

    • Steve

      05/05/2015 at 2:24 AM

      Id love to take it from behind from a girl with a strap on

  2. imakesense

    09/19/2011 at 10:05 AM

    Rimming is not gay. Neither is a guy getting anally penetrated with a dildo. Male penetration isn't exclusively Gay as there are some Gay men that aren't even bottoms and are strictly tops, meaning they ONLY penetrate and NEVER receive penetration. But they are still Gay. If you believe a Male receiving anal penetration is Gay, then you have to believe that them providing anal penetration to their partner is ALSO Gay.

    Clearly this is one of your deepest darkest fantasies to make a post on it.

    But I'm not mad at you lol go head..

    • @craziijnell

      09/19/2011 at 10:51 AM

      GIRL, you tell it! Say it again!

      The ass (and all it's pleasures) is not exclusive to gays.

      • KemaVA

        09/19/2011 at 1:10 PM

        Can we say male g-spot? lol!

        • Ghost

          12/11/2014 at 2:43 PM

          Do u like that better

    • The_Mad_HATER

      09/19/2011 at 1:35 PM

      get the fuck outta here with getting anally penetrated doesnt make a man gay!! i double dare your ass to go find a dude who likes getting a rubber c0ck in his ass and tell me hes fully straight!

      bullshit ass post on your part!!

      • Kat

        05/29/2012 at 12:20 PM

        It doesn't make him
        Gay . Men will watch all kinds of porn and experiment with their partner because men are more open about sex than women. Men understand the role of fantasy in sex . Its like going to the cinema to watch a movie about a hitman for instance , pure fantasy . That's how men react to porn and sex. They may fantasise about kinky stuff but doesn't mean that they would do 90% of it . Yes some men are gay that like this but ultimately being gay means you have sex with the same sex . Watching porn or receiving anal stimulation does not make a man gay only kinky and most men are kinky . Maybe heK likes the woman being in control the way a woman likes a guy being in control when getting their ass fucked .

      • Realtalk

        11/04/2014 at 11:06 AM

        Real talk I agree! a man who gets fucked in his ass is as gay as he wants to be How the hell a real woman gone respect her man fucking him in the ass! Now a man can fuck a women however he wants like he wants but by no fucking means should he be getting fucked !Yall women stupid as hell!!! then wonder why yall keep getting left by these DL mothafuckas Bitch please! You didn't know he was gay ok bitch Real men don't I repeat don't get fucked no matter how you wanna put it or look at it or tell it

        • guest

          03/26/2015 at 2:37 AM

          Grow up

        • rosalyn

          04/28/2015 at 10:56 PM

          I agree a real man don't want his MF wife fucking the shit out of him then expect her to be submissive the next day hell naw

    • MistaHarsh

      09/19/2011 at 7:55 PM

      would you date a man who accepted dildo-ic pleasures?

      Probably not. You would try it just to say you did it but you would cut that fruit fly off with the quickness.

      Loose definition of gay=any sexual activity that turns a hetrosexual female off from a male

    • Dave

      12/07/2014 at 10:46 AM

      You are so right… I love a girl with a strap on to penetrate me. It stimulates the prostate in a way that would be otherwise impossible and makes for an incredible orgasm. If people want to call me gay for enjoying it, so be it. I don't give a fuck. I am not inviting those people into my bedroom anyway :)

      • Reecie426

        03/05/2015 at 2:40 AM

        I respect your blunt honesty

    • Dave T

      12/07/2014 at 11:01 AM

      BTW I am a straight dude. The first time we (girlfriend and I) approached the topic was after some intense drunken sex where she starting licking my ass (mutually, we took turns). The tongue turned into a finger and before you know it we had a dialogue about strap ons. The first time I experienced that I felt like maybe the whole dynamic of our relationship might change but it didn't. No loss of respect or manliness in her eyes. I will admit though that I don't really ask for it when I feel horny for it. I would rather she be horny to do it and we just go with it. I feel emasculated if I have to ask, I also worry that if I would ask for it with any kind of frequency she would have seeds of doubt about my sexuality. That;s really my fault though. I tell you one thing though. If I ever end up breaking up I will scout around and the next relationship I will find a lady that enjoys it as much as I do. It will be a condition to our relationship because I don't want to have to beat around the bush and wonder how a woman will react. It's a pretty daunting conversation to have. However, with the internet and all the hook up sites like alt.com and fetlife.com you can always find someone like minded and non-judgmental. Life is too short, you have to do the things you enjoy so you don't regret it later.

    • Steve

      04/15/2015 at 4:50 AM

      Id love to get it from a girl with a strap on, and yea its a fantasy to be taken by a girl and really hard. Whoever wants to knock it go ahead , don't knock it till you try it they say, I dont think its gay, and its growing in popularity. Its probably taboo because men probably only talk about it behind closed doors

  3. Reecie

    09/19/2011 at 10:42 AM

    I dont think any act between a man and a WOMAN is gay. this includes salad tossing.

    • imakesense

      09/19/2011 at 11:59 AM

      thumbs up:)

      • ChloeRayne516

        09/19/2011 at 12:21 PM

        +2 more

    • The_Mad_HATER

      09/19/2011 at 1:36 PM

      smh at yall! just wait until you have your terry mcmillan moment but dont say you werent warned!!

    • Steve

      04/15/2015 at 4:38 AM

      thanks, because , Id love to take it from a girl with a strap on,and im straight and i dont think the act with a girl is gay either

  4. Toni

    09/19/2011 at 11:49 AM

    Nay! not gay, but straight nasty.

    • The_Mad_HATER

      09/19/2011 at 1:37 PM

      tell em again!!!

  5. Paul Brown

    09/19/2011 at 11:55 AM

    That is their choice, I have no qualms about what they do in their bedroom. My primary concern is what's going on in MINE. With that being said, I have no desire to toss a salad to have one tossed. Failure to respect wishes may end up with a black eye or a trip to the hospital.

    • ChloeRayne516

      09/19/2011 at 12:22 PM

      Soooooo if the love of your life/women of your dreams/wife expressed to you she would like you to toss her, you wouldn't?

      • The_Mad_HATER

        09/19/2011 at 1:38 PM

        shes gonna have to outsource a tongue for that!

        • Top5DOA

          09/19/2011 at 3:16 PM

          Lol … And then i'd prolly tell her it's cheapest out in Asia.

      • Paul Brown

        09/19/2011 at 6:48 PM

        We'd have a problem….

      • Ghost

        12/11/2014 at 2:50 PM

        I would in a heart beat

    • KemaVA

      09/19/2011 at 1:11 PM

      "With that being said, I have no desire to toss a salad to have one tossed."

      Until you actually have it done. lol!

      • Paul Brown

        09/19/2011 at 1:54 PM

        No ma'am. I don't believe in back door play. An ex thought she was going to try that and almost needed dentures after that. No means no.

    • The_Mad_HATER

      09/19/2011 at 1:38 PM

      straight 911 call if a tongue goes anywhere near my booty!!

    • Watch what you say

      12/07/2014 at 10:48 AM

      So you will blacken your woman's eye or send her to the hospital? Damn! Is your name Ray Rice?

  6. ChloeRayne516

    09/19/2011 at 12:19 PM

    The comments today should be interesting…. If people keep it real. *Sideye to All the Male Commentors*

    To answer your question, No I don't think it's gay for a man to get his salad tossled by his woman, nothing a woman does to her man should even be considered gay, it's all part of foreplay. — You Gotta Keep It Spicy.

    Why are men so hung up on this??!!!!

    • The_Mad_HATER

      09/19/2011 at 1:38 PM

      i refuse to be penetrated by a finger tongue or c0ck!

    • MistaHarsh

      09/19/2011 at 8:08 PM

      You're not serious, you're instigating!

      How many men have you dated and kept after they let you penetrate them?
      And after you penetrate them how many of them have you listened to and respected when they ask you to do sheit for them?
      Better yet I bet if you get into an argument with them the first thing flying out your mouth is "Who you calling a bitch? Don't forget who facked who in the ass last night!"
      "What do you mean you have no money? Don't make me bend you over the kitchen sink!"

      The relationship will NEVER be the same again.

      • Dollabill

        09/19/2011 at 9:34 PM


      • ChloeRayne516

        09/20/2011 at 3:23 PM


        Shut up!!!!

    • Steve

      05/25/2015 at 3:51 AM

      I'd love to take it from a girl with a strap on and not afraid to admit it

  7. uncle gryph

    09/19/2011 at 1:07 PM

    yeah…i dunno.

    from the time a guy is interested – and excited by – `anal-play' of any sort there's got to be question mark in a woman's mind. but, if gender is a social construct, constructed largely by sex acts then a man who yearns for the distinguishing sex of `gay' men (i.e., a tongue or a finger too can act as a phallus) likely has more going on than simple `straightness'. sexuality is a spectrum anyway, and according to freud we're all bisexual. he might be biased because he was bisexual. but i'd say anal-play moves a guy a bit to the left. but hey, what ever makes one happy.

    • imakesense

      09/19/2011 at 1:19 PM

      "sexuality is a spectrum anyway, and according to freud we're all bisexual"

      And I agree with my hubby Freud. :)

      • grandgryph

        09/19/2011 at 1:31 PM

        woman, unless you sending me some goga pics or offering to be a third in a king's three-way, stop wasting my time.

        and freud, while making some salient points, set understanding the human mind back like 70 years.

        • imakesense

          09/19/2011 at 1:36 PM

          "unless you sending me some goga pics or offering to be a third in a king's three-way, stop wasting my time. "


          And without Freud there would be no basis for Psychology for anyone to build upon.

          • Paul Brown

            09/19/2011 at 1:57 PM

            That's all nice and such, but because it started with him that means it ends with him? I'm sorry but Freud didn't have it all figured out and was wrong about this as well.

          • imakesense

            09/19/2011 at 2:03 PM

            "because it started with him that means it ends with him?"

            Did I say that

          • Paul Brown

            09/19/2011 at 4:07 PM

            I simply asked a question. If you are going to be one of "those people" that rile up when somebody asks you a question or disagrees with you, then please let me know so I can refrain from asking you anything.

          • imakesense

            09/19/2011 at 4:54 PM

            Who's mad though me or you

          • Paul Brown

            09/19/2011 at 6:51 PM

            I can only for me when I say I'm not mad at all. What about you?

          • grandgryph

            09/19/2011 at 2:31 PM


            actually, there were people talking – sensibly – about the human mind way before freud. http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/james/

        • The_Mad_HATER

          09/19/2011 at 1:39 PM

          fuck freud with his fruity ass!!

          • KemaVA

            09/19/2011 at 2:11 PM

            But I bet he experienced great pleasure…

          • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

            09/19/2011 at 2:42 PM

            Tell him again girl!

          • @craziijnell

            09/19/2011 at 4:07 PM

            word up!

          • MistaHarsh

            09/19/2011 at 8:14 PM

            sush Kema all these girls are for guys getting their salad tossed how many of ya'll doing it for a brother?

            And while you're yamming down there don't forget the croutons. LOL

          • ddddd

            09/20/2011 at 12:52 AM


        • Realtalk

          11/04/2014 at 11:15 AM

          I ain't gone lie imma real man who loves women and all their body parts I fuck them in every hole I gets my freak on with them love to fuck that pussy love to fuck that ass love some head all the normal man stuff But a woman ain't play in wit my ass in no kind of way straight up! I can't be gay I would feel gay going out like that I do all that to her if I want and any other woman but no bitch ass man!!! He'll naw!

      • Top5DOA

        09/19/2011 at 3:20 PM

        And Freud was a known bi-sexual … Clearly he's speaking with bias here.

  8. Crystal Promo-Fernandez

    09/19/2011 at 2:40 PM

    I'm sorry, but any man who doesn't toss salads can not be a boyfriend of mine…why would anyone want to date someone with sexual restrictions on the basics???

    • KemaVA

      09/19/2011 at 3:01 PM

      Exactly!!! I will not fight him { I'm patient :-) } if he's very sensitive about his booty. lol! However, Imma need mine tended to. lol!

    • @craziijnell

      09/19/2011 at 4:07 PM

      LMAO! I've never had it done nor have I done it…. BUT! Your honesty made me laugh. +1 for your standards.

    • MistaHarsh

      09/19/2011 at 8:16 PM

      Basics? no wonder black women can't find GOOD black men

  9. Gordan

    09/19/2011 at 4:02 PM

    I've had my salad tossed before, didn't ask for it. Getting your 'gooch' licked consistently when a girl goes down on you. Is gateway to getting your ass licked. I have no problems with it. I don't find it sexually satisfying, but more funny like getting tickled, and also I appreciate it cuz it's like a girl expressing her infatuation for me. For me I can honestly say it's more of a power trip thing. Growing up i heard from one of the older hustler/playas that "a girl don't love u, and u don't have a girl like u suppose to if she don't lick ur ass" lol this also goes with other things like getting ur name tatted on her. I do receive a form of pleasure but it's more non sexual. Cuz all that wierd shit don truly make my dick get any harder, it's the lust a chick expresses to me that does. At the end of the day my dick getting wet and gripped on by someone I admire visually, will truly maintain my erection. Don't really care for it, i like what it represents emotionally but I'm not the biggest advocate. I would, but dont toss salalds. I haven't cared for a chick that much yet. Also, any girl that put salad tossing on the menu for a dude she doesn't wanna marry is a straight fool. Same with men. If u can't see urself having a child and maintaining a functional relationship monogomous or not with that person, u shouldn't be practicing anything more than safe sexual penetration with that person.

    • @craziijnell

      09/19/2011 at 4:06 PM

      Shout out to you enjoying it! Men are straight denying themselves all sortsa pleasure.

    • ChloeRayne516

      09/19/2011 at 4:40 PM

      "Also, any girl that put salad tossing on the menu for a dude she doesn't wanna marry is a straight fool."

      I agree 1000x

    • ChloeRayne516

      09/19/2011 at 4:41 PM

      "If u can't see urself having a child and maintaining a functional relationship monogomous or not with that person, u shouldn't be practicing anything more than safe sexual penetration with that person."

      Umm yeah it sounds good in theory BUT we all know it doesn't always go down like this.

      • Gordan

        09/19/2011 at 7:08 PM

        It has for me. Haven't raw dogged or went down on a girl I don't see as a potential mother to my child. I think that theory is pretty lenient

      • Gordan

        09/19/2011 at 7:15 PM

        Also my justification for it also is. "i don't mind, if a girl wants to give me a butt cleaning" an ass can never be too clean. My rule: "as long as there's no penetration I'm cool, if u do I will punch the shit outta you." lol and that's outta pure reaction alone. I for hit girls :)

        • Gordan

          09/19/2011 at 7:21 PM


      • MistaHarsh

        09/19/2011 at 8:19 PM

        always keep it one hunned


    09/19/2011 at 9:17 PM

    Did you shave your ass? before this girl did that. To me that's the most bothersome thing about it…. Guys buttonholes tend to be soooo hairy! If he's already pooped, showered, and is freshly shaved to the T, and I'm MADLY in love with him and wanna surprise him is the ONLY way I'm doing that. There's soo many freaky things that could be done without having to do that. Idk y girls wanna test the barriers so much. And it's literally a test bc if theres no penetrAtion you're doing nothing to the male gspot

  11. Dollabill

    09/19/2011 at 9:37 PM

    I get my salad tossed and I enjoy that shit. To each his own.

  12. Rhea Newton

    09/19/2011 at 10:53 PM

    E-Coli! Not gay, but there are too many drug-resistant organisms running around this world right now. If you've ever encountered C-Diff, VRE, MRSA, or anything of the sort, you're (like me) really hesitant about the idea of putting your mouth in certain places. Head is fun and whatnot, but even that one (if you truly think about it) could be questionable if dude is not clean. Oral-Anal is the major route of transmission for a few of the Hepatitis strains, as well as the only route for C-Diff infection. (Although it can also be indirect, as in people not washing their hands after touching something/one infected).

    In summary: have fun, but not for me.

    • @craziijnell

      09/20/2011 at 9:10 AM


      You had to bring nursing into this? LOL

  13. George

    09/20/2011 at 6:16 AM

    RHEA u must be in the medical arena,,,__STOP THINKING SO TECHNICAL ..LIFE IS MEANT FOR LIVING ..you do your best and take the necessary precautions ..but then you have to try and have fun as well …. there is more germs in a hospital than anywhere yet when we get seriously ill that is where we end up , we expect the people there will take the necessary steps to sanitize things for the operation … you should do the same when tossing salads ..

  14. ATLienSince82

    09/20/2011 at 12:23 PM


  15. LoLa

    09/20/2011 at 1:17 PM

    I had a guy attempt to toss my salad…he got to the rim and my fists were balled up ready to mayweather his a$$ outta pure natural reaction. I like being able to sit comfortably in my daily life whether while driving, in a meeting…etc. I can't be leaning on one butt cheak because dude had a fetish and now my ass is in pure agony(I'm referring to anal sex). So I don't think anything should go there whether a tongue, penisn finger or any object. And I definetly aint no fan of Oh Henry!

    Ps. I pay close attention to the sounds of a mans farts(2 be blunt). If it has to jim squeechie its was out then we cool. Tight like I like it. But if it is like "POOF!!!" Like in a hoodini magic show sounding more hollow than a pussy with no grip then…Houston WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

    • Top5DOA

      09/20/2011 at 1:39 PM

      Lol WOW!

  16. JusSumGeye

    09/21/2011 at 12:32 AM

    As a man if you allow women to toss your salad, penetrate with a dildo, or even finger its seen as gay. Where it is with a woman or a man its gay. The booty hole is an exit ONLY not an entrance. If you allow anal penetration from a woman with a dildo, is it not a homosexual thought in your head to have it done by a man???

    • Gordan

      09/21/2011 at 2:30 AM

      Butt licked, and toungue fucked are two different things.I'd say the lather is gay

  17. markivory

    10/02/2011 at 5:06 PM

    Say bruh, everybody need to leave the salad tossing to the professionals, you know, porn stars n shit…Those people can toss all kinds of salad & never have to see each other again…..In regular society, it is a reality for your boy or girlfriend to get in an argument & the first thing to fly out of each other's mouth is "That's why ima tell your mama you lick ass!" we dont want that kind of tension people. lets keep our tongues & other tools in the appropriate places…lol

  18. Kat

    05/29/2012 at 12:25 PM


  19. Joe Cool mofo

    02/09/2013 at 9:06 PM

    When a man role in sex is flipped, and he is being penetrated its receiving pleasers in a way a woman should receive its pretty gay. The tip of your dick is pretty sensitive enough for you to enjoy things. slowing down things in sex will build pressure, keep building it and dont let it release until it is full and u can explode with joy. if a guy cant do that , i feel sorry for him..

  20. Jeff

    02/23/2013 at 11:49 AM

    I don't think salad tossing is gay. I think anal penetration with. Dildo is gay though.

    • theCARS7879

      04/16/2015 at 2:36 AM

      I disagree, its from a girl so I dont think it counts

  21. Jeff

    02/23/2013 at 11:51 AM

    Salad tossing chicks should be praised n pleased… All tho iI never experienced my salad tossed

  22. Tobi

    04/23/2013 at 12:54 PM

    yall are bugged out not one of u women respect any of the men who salad u tossed afterward an if u say u do ur a liar if u did how long yall been married huh? now i am not have not an will not have it done but i was curious to see others thoughts on the matter would be do to the fact my girlfriend would i let her do it to me an i said hell no ofcourse but here she is sayin it makes her hornier the more she thinks about an know she trying to game me but i cant help but wonder if she is bein serious about it turning her on but i said i would do some research on it an get back to her at this point there is there is no evidence that says that im missing any sort of pleasure and not in comment did i see any of u women explain the level of pleasure the man u did this too had or has an to those so-called men who let are you married if so for how long an if not ur gay ! now i am not judging but oral stimu on the anal or any kind of anal to a man is plain out in out weird an if ur first an natural reaction is to swing on who ever doing this then its wrong …..

  23. Mann

    02/05/2014 at 5:52 AM

    There is no masculine way getting your salad tossed. Next thing you know your twerking that thing like Pinky and shit.lmao

  24. jeff

    11/05/2015 at 3:03 AM

    I don't think its gay. The truth is that we all enjoy sex differently. Some men and women enjoy exploring more intense enjoyment during sex. I am a scorpio and a freak… Or kinky…LOL. I have never been attracted or turned on by a guy. I cant stand men dapping me up to closely…lol, but my ex(female) and I really explored this and it was cool as long as i did it to her, but one day, she decided after 7 years together, to return that mess. She licked my ass hole like she was retarded. I thought i saw my dead loved ones that mess felt so good. Years later she was doing the prostate massaging with her fingers. Biggest load i ever shot. All i can say is. If a woman can eat her pussy juice off your hand after fingering her and not be a lesbo… It should be ok for a guy to let his woman do whatever to please him.

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