Ladies, THIS Is Why Men LOVE Seeing Your Camel-Toes

I was talking to one of my good friends at work yesterday and I asked her what her plans were for the weekend, and she announced to me that she would be attending a party called “The All-Tights Affair” which kind of made me laugh because that sounds like the type of event that will have more ex-cons than Chris Hansen’s taping of “To Catch A Predator”, but the main thing that made me laugh was thinking about the fact that all the dudes in that party would be trying HARD AS HELL to not get caught staring HARD in thier covert way to peep some big batty, but more importantly some phat p*ssy. So ladies, before you get disgusted with your misguided sense of inappropriate behaviour, let me explain this camel toe infatuation that men have for your swollen nani’s.

First, allow me to set the mood and get my Barry White voice on:

When it comes to sex and especially experiencing amazing nani, it’s pretty obvious the aspects of it that men are head over heels in love with because, for the most part, we are extremely upfront about it with you. Every woman with some good-good has heard about how wet she is, and how much her man loves seeing her p*ssy drip all over his richard and his balls with every stroke. She’s heard multiple times how sexy it is when she squirts and how much he loves seeing her thick, white cum drenched all over his manhood after beating her nani up.

Once again, every woman blessed with sugarwalls has heard a man talk about how tight the nani is and how much he loves stretching it out with every long stroke. For a man, there’s NOTHING better than feeling his d*ck carve out her p*ssy as her walls pulsate and grip every inch of him, while he strategically places his richard deep inside of her until she cums and explodes all over.

But there is a third feature that men don’t talk about too frequently with our woman, that we absolutely LOVE: Phatness. While tight and wet nani is amazing, when you have the crucial third dimension of PHATNESS, it gives the nani a whole new character and makes it damn near pedestal-worthy. Why do we like phatness you ask ladies? Because being inside a phat-ass nani adds a different level of feeling that a boney-nani just CAN’T. Though there is NO such thing as a bad-vagina [unless it’s infected or smells like Gucci Mane’s teeth] there IS such a thing as “even-greater” nani and PHATNESS is the key.

See a phat-p*ssy has amazing pull back ability. It can form a suction around his richard so with every stroke in, it’s like a warm and wet cushion embracing him in a tight hug, and with every stroke out, the nani pulls and holds onto his d*ck like she doesn’t want to let him escape her grasp. Phat nani, that’s both wet and tight, is the stuff that two-minute men are made of, so when we see that camel-toe peeking out letting us know that a nice, phat, warm p*ssy is sitting in your panties, it’s simply hard for men to contain themselves.

This Is Your Conscience

When Lincoln Anthony Blades is not writing for his controversial and critically acclaimed blog ThisIsYourConscience.com, he can be found contributing articles for Uptown Magazine. Lincoln wrote the hilarious and insightful book "You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer: How To Stop Letting Love Kick Your Ass". He is also a public speaker who has sat on panels all over North America and the Caribbean.

87 Comments

  1. lincolnanthonyblades

    09/22/2011 at 4:09 AM

    Ladies & Gentlemen, DO YOU Find Camel Toes Sexy Or See Why People Find Them Sexy? Or Do You Look At Them Like They Ain't Shit?

    Does Phatness Rank Up There With Tightness And/Or Wetness?

  2. max

    09/22/2011 at 10:29 AM

    Why do I feel like I have something to do with this post?

  3. ChloeRayne516

    09/22/2011 at 11:01 AM

    Camel Toes, Moose Knuckles….. NOPE, I don't find it cute when I see a women walking down the street with extra small leggings on an a fitted baby tee with her imprint looking as if it's ready to jump out at you.

    That christina milian pic… o__O that's not sexy to me at all, but reading your post gave me a better understanding as to why men love it.

  4. Toni

    09/22/2011 at 11:34 AM

    loooll

  5. MistaHarsh

    09/22/2011 at 11:47 AM

    I've never seen camel toe on women that was attractive. I don't know if I'd call it camel toe…more like cow foot.

  6. Bee

    09/22/2011 at 11:48 AM

    You never know…there may be some ladies on here who like ladies…and who may like the camel toe look…so it could still be a valid question depending on your perspective.

    As for me, like a poster said above, I think it looks terrible but the description makes me understand why all the dancehall parties big up "di gyal dem wit di phat punannyyyyyy"….

  7. KemaVA

    09/22/2011 at 12:11 PM

    But the thing is most women wouldnt find that sexy either so not a good comparison.

    I can appreciate the female form but that just looks skanky to me.

  8. HerCommonSense

    09/22/2011 at 12:32 PM

    It's really hard for me to speak out against camel toe, because If you are a grown woman you have had camel toe exposed at some point to some extent in your life. I know I do when I go to the beach and I'm definitely not skanky or nasty.

  9. HerCommonSense

    09/22/2011 at 12:35 PM

    I've actually heard many women talk about appreciating a man's carriage. Maybe not right from the gym, but best believe women keep a sharp eye on what men are packing in their pants/shorts.

  10. MzDebbieFields

    09/22/2011 at 12:38 PM

    Um, men with big balls are always appreciated!

  11. ChloeRayne516

    09/22/2011 at 1:04 PM

    Ya Know!!??!!

    #Geesh. lolllll

  12. Natasha Celius

    09/22/2011 at 9:56 PM

    YEAST!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Rhea

    09/23/2011 at 3:04 AM

    Umm, some women just have constant camel toe. The ladies in my family, for example are blessed/cursed with constant camel-toe. We're from Dominica, speak a form of French Creole, and the word for crotch is "fooq". I've been told that my fooq shows no matter what I wear. Including, btw, a pic wherein I was wearing tights, but with a blouse that came down to mid-thigh. Since then, my friends started calling me "magic-fooq". I mostly try to hide it by wearing loose/bigger pants, but that becomes rather annoying when your wasitband is too loose, or your clothing looks ill-fiting, just to HIDE a natural attribute so random women don't think of you as skanky.

  14. Top5DOA

    09/23/2011 at 4:38 PM

    Camel toes my friends is a thing of beauty … Makes my mouth water … Ladies if u weren't blessed with a camel toe, don't worry .. God has a plan for you.

  15. Joe Cool

    08/26/2012 at 11:58 AM

    Ladies… it is really pretty simple. Unless men are GAY or in the closet gay, THEY LOVE CAMEL TOE. Period. I think they are beautiful, mysterious, and highlight the female form. I try not to look but cant help myself sometimes. Dont get me totally wrong though; it can be an eye sore when an super overweight woman wearing slopping clothes displays her lady parts for the world to see. But ladies should celebrate themselves and stop being "ashamed" or embarrassed about it…. Cheers

  16. Marcos

    11/23/2012 at 11:57 AM

    Joe cool we'll put sir ! Be proud of your attributes it compliments the sexiness of the female.!

  17. Camel Toe

    01/06/2013 at 8:21 PM

    Funny ass post. But yes, truth is, we just let our imagination run wild when we see that sexy little outline, hot damn!

  18. @Cthepulsar

    04/04/2013 at 8:55 AM

    Camel Toes are to be cherished and they make Atlanta a better place! I just refer to them as luscious lips though. I wish more women would embrace what is really theirs smh… because they damn sure are quick to stunt in some fake hair, several coats of makeup, eyelashes, snap on fingernails, tities…..the list goes on. Your camel toe is a natural resource! In my mind they look at me singing Evelyn Champagne King's "Love Come Down". Check the link if this sounds foreign. C*
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnh7YmXSviY

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    Cameltoe is pretty on a pretty body, an it's very sexy when Girls intentionally make it by pulling their pants up. Just wish more woman would do that in Public.

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