Ladies, THIS Is Why Men LOVE Seeing Your Camel-Toes

I was talking to one of my good friends at work yesterday and I asked her what her plans were for the weekend, and she announced to me that she would be attending a party called “The All-Tights Affair” which kind of made me laugh because that sounds like the type of event that will have more ex-cons than Chris Hansen’s taping of “To Catch A Predator”, but the main thing that made me laugh was thinking about the fact that all the dudes in that party would be trying HARD AS HELL to not get caught staring HARD in thier covert way to peep some big batty, but more importantly some phat p*ssy. So ladies, before you get disgusted with your misguided sense of inappropriate behaviour, let me explain this camel toe infatuation that men have for your swollen nani’s.

First, allow me to set the mood and get my Barry White voice on:

When it comes to sex and especially experiencing amazing nani, it’s pretty obvious the aspects of it that men are head over heels in love with because, for the most part, we are extremely upfront about it with you. Every woman with some good-good has heard about how wet she is, and how much her man loves seeing her p*ssy drip all over his richard and his balls with every stroke. She’s heard multiple times how sexy it is when she squirts and how much he loves seeing her thick, white cum drenched all over his manhood after beating her nani up.

Once again, every woman blessed with sugarwalls has heard a man talk about how tight the nani is and how much he loves stretching it out with every long stroke. For a man, there’s NOTHING better than feeling his d*ck carve out her p*ssy as her walls pulsate and grip every inch of him, while he strategically places his richard deep inside of her until she cums and explodes all over.

But there is a third feature that men don’t talk about too frequently with our woman, that we absolutely LOVE: Phatness. While tight and wet nani is amazing, when you have the crucial third dimension of PHATNESS, it gives the nani a whole new character and makes it damn near pedestal-worthy. Why do we like phatness you ask ladies? Because being inside a phat-ass nani adds a different level of feeling that a boney-nani just CAN’T. Though there is NO such thing as a bad-vagina [unless it's infected or smells like Gucci Mane's teeth] there IS such a thing as “even-greater” nani and PHATNESS is the key.

See a phat-p*ssy has amazing pull back ability. It can form a suction around his richard so with every stroke in, it’s like a warm and wet cushion embracing him in a tight hug, and with every stroke out, the nani pulls and holds onto his d*ck like she doesn’t want to let him escape her grasp. Phat nani, that’s both wet and tight, is the stuff that two-minute men are made of, so when we see that camel-toe peeking out letting us know that a nice, phat, warm p*ssy is sitting in your panties, it’s simply hard for men to contain themselves.

This Is Your Conscience

When Lincoln Anthony Blades is not writing for his controversial and critically acclaimed blog ThisIsYourConscience.com, he can be found contributing articles for Uptown Magazine. Lincoln wrote the hilarious and insightful book "You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer: How To Stop Letting Love Kick Your Ass". He is also a public speaker who has sat on panels all over North America and the Caribbean.

76 Comments

  1. lincolnanthonyblades

    09/22/2011 at 4:09 AM

    Ladies & Gentlemen, DO YOU Find Camel Toes Sexy Or See Why People Find Them Sexy? Or Do You Look At Them Like They Ain't Shit?

    Does Phatness Rank Up There With Tightness And/Or Wetness?

  2. max

    09/22/2011 at 10:29 AM

    Why do I feel like I have something to do with this post?

    • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

      09/22/2011 at 2:17 PM

      0_O

      Details! LOL

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      09/23/2011 at 5:04 AM

      LOL

  3. ChloeRayne516

    09/22/2011 at 11:01 AM

    Camel Toes, Moose Knuckles….. NOPE, I don't find it cute when I see a women walking down the street with extra small leggings on an a fitted baby tee with her imprint looking as if it's ready to jump out at you.

    That christina milian pic… o__O that's not sexy to me at all, but reading your post gave me a better understanding as to why men love it.

    • KemaVA

      09/22/2011 at 11:17 AM

      "That christina milian pic… o__O"

      I was thinking yeast infection.

      • Ganjababy

        09/22/2011 at 11:58 AM

        The pic makes her look like she is wearing no panties under her pants. That is just plain nasty!

        • MzDebbieFields

          09/22/2011 at 12:37 PM

          Sometimes going commando is ultra sexy! #GetWithIt

      • Breezy

        09/22/2011 at 12:17 PM

        LMAO dead @ yeast infection… its photo-shopped though…..

        • krystllyght

          09/22/2011 at 2:10 PM

          That's what I was thinking. And there's two! Between that and that girl's face in the back they almost got the whole camel.

          • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

            09/22/2011 at 2:18 PM

            Is it just me or does that picture make it look like her vajayjay is connected to her hipbone?

          • krystllyght

            09/22/2011 at 2:20 PM

            It does kinda doesn't it? That photoshopper should be fired!

          • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

            09/22/2011 at 6:55 PM

            Agreed!

      • Vicky

        09/22/2011 at 6:48 PM

        LOL! I was like "whoa, are this testies?"

    • MzDebbieFields

      09/22/2011 at 12:37 PM

      Oh stop hating! Camel toe is just a natural occurrence for women with meaty holes and there's nothing wrong with it all…in fact I think it's sexy!

      • krystllyght

        09/22/2011 at 2:17 PM

        Nah they just need to buy pants that fit or wear a long shirt with their leggings.

        • NurseJilly

          09/22/2011 at 2:56 PM

          Agree!

        • KemaVA

          09/22/2011 at 3:38 PM

          Exactly!!

      • Dollabill

        09/23/2011 at 1:14 AM

        Thumbs up

      • lincolnanthonyblades

        09/23/2011 at 5:05 AM

        Co-Sign

  4. Toni

    09/22/2011 at 11:34 AM

    loooll

  5. MistaHarsh

    09/22/2011 at 11:47 AM

    I've never seen camel toe on women that was attractive. I don't know if I'd call it camel toe…more like cow foot.

    • HerCommonSense

      09/22/2011 at 12:33 PM

      First time I've heard a man speak out against it…

      • MistaHarsh

        09/22/2011 at 7:12 PM

        I'm not against it. Its just that women who are sexy tend to look out for stuff like that and make sure their outfit is "intact". Its usually the sloppy ones that don't care who'll let it all hang out.

    • MzDebbieFields

      09/22/2011 at 12:39 PM

      SMH @ YOU!

    • Kam

      09/22/2011 at 1:03 PM

      ROFL at Cow Foot

    • ChloeRayne516

      09/22/2011 at 1:08 PM

      Dead @Cow Foot

    • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

      09/22/2011 at 6:56 PM

      ***DEAD***

  6. Bee

    09/22/2011 at 11:48 AM

    You never know…there may be some ladies on here who like ladies…and who may like the camel toe look…so it could still be a valid question depending on your perspective.

    As for me, like a poster said above, I think it looks terrible but the description makes me understand why all the dancehall parties big up "di gyal dem wit di phat punannyyyyyy"….

    • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

      09/22/2011 at 2:18 PM

      I wonder, do lesbians like camel toe too???

  7. KemaVA

    09/22/2011 at 12:11 PM

    But the thing is most women wouldnt find that sexy either so not a good comparison.

    I can appreciate the female form but that just looks skanky to me.

    • MzDebbieFields

      09/22/2011 at 12:39 PM

      Oh come on that's ridiculous!! SKANKY???! It's not her fault that she was blessed with a nice gooch!

      • ChloeRayne516

        09/22/2011 at 1:07 PM

        MzDebbie….

        Have a Seat!! Please. and Thank You.

        Nobody is taking that away from the pic that she may be blessed with that good good but to advertise it like that isn't SEXY to me at all, it looks nasty.

        • MzDebbieFields

          09/22/2011 at 1:42 PM

          How do you know she's trying to advertise???

          • ChloeRayne516

            09/22/2011 at 2:04 PM

            *sighs*

            *eyeroll*

            You can't be saved.. I'm Done!!!

    • dee

      08/06/2013 at 4:40 PM

      Some women really can't help it. Sometimes i put on a pants and my bf is ready to stay cuz "da ting look so phat and sweet!" lol

      • dee

        08/06/2013 at 4:40 PM

        stay home*

  8. HerCommonSense

    09/22/2011 at 12:32 PM

    It's really hard for me to speak out against camel toe, because If you are a grown woman you have had camel toe exposed at some point to some extent in your life. I know I do when I go to the beach and I'm definitely not skanky or nasty.

    • NurseJilly

      09/22/2011 at 12:48 PM

      Agree!!
      Though I can see why this may be attractive for men it can be very embarrassing to a woman. I still remember being in my late teens and finding out that all the guys I worked with called me "quarter pounder" behind my back for ages. When I finaly found out why I was mortified.

      • ChloeRayne516

        09/22/2011 at 1:10 PM

        LOL

        Quarter pounder tho???

        Go Head Girl!!!!!

      • krystllyght

        09/22/2011 at 2:16 PM

        Girl I feel you. They called me Skittles. I thought it was because it almost rhymes with Krystal but nah, it was about my nipples. I feel your embarassment. It was years before I found it out too. Smh boys.

        • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

          09/22/2011 at 2:20 PM

          Someone said your nips taste just like candy?? LMAO

          • krystllyght

            09/22/2011 at 2:24 PM

            Hahahha None of them tasted them! They may have wanted to but they were referring to the fact that my headlights were always on and they looked like skittles. Girl you crazy! Lol

          • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

            09/22/2011 at 6:57 PM

            Ohhhh another blonde moment! My bad! LOLL

        • NurseJilly

          09/22/2011 at 2:55 PM

          Boys can be so mean.

      • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

        09/22/2011 at 2:21 PM

        I'm having a Blonde moment…

        ..I don't get it!

        • NurseJilly

          09/22/2011 at 2:54 PM

          Apparantly it looked like I was hiding a quarter pounder in my pants…

          • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

            09/22/2011 at 6:58 PM

            Got it like that huh? Go girl!

          • MistaHarsh

            09/22/2011 at 7:14 PM

            with the strips of bacon egg and chesse?

      • Drgray91

        09/22/2011 at 3:36 PM

        LOL!

        I never heard "quarter pounder", but I do recall being deeply insulted the first time a guy referred to my pussy as phat.

        I still cringe a bit when I hear it. *shrugs* It just doesn't scream compliment to me…

        • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

          09/22/2011 at 6:58 PM

          Why do you find it offensive??

          • Drgray91

            09/23/2011 at 1:54 AM

            idk… I used to be really obsessed with body image, and "phat" anything just is not where it's at with me.

            lol

            You like it?

        • MistaHarsh

          09/22/2011 at 7:18 PM

          I hear you. Its probably the most offensive compliment you can give a women:

          Man: That pum pum phat…ee
          Women: What?
          Man: yuh pum pum! it well swell up…ee
          Women: I don't know what he said but I feel violated…gross!

    • ChloeRayne516

      09/22/2011 at 1:24 PM

      @HercommonSense

      Agreed,

      At certain times you just can't hide — after reading this post, now I would refer to it as…. "The Blessing" and in a bikini or one piece is one of those times, but to purposely set out to show it off by wearing a size double x small legging is beyond me.

      • MzDebbieFields

        09/22/2011 at 1:43 PM

        Um isn't that what I just said?? #RollingEyes

    • KemaVA

      09/22/2011 at 2:05 PM

      I dont think its skanky or nasty if it happens with a bathing suit. But if you are in the club… smh!

  9. HerCommonSense

    09/22/2011 at 12:35 PM

    I've actually heard many women talk about appreciating a man's carriage. Maybe not right from the gym, but best believe women keep a sharp eye on what men are packing in their pants/shorts.

  10. MzDebbieFields

    09/22/2011 at 12:38 PM

    Um, men with big balls are always appreciated!

    • KemaVA

      09/22/2011 at 2:10 PM

      Whats the point of big balls?

      • Crystal Promo-Fernandez

        09/22/2011 at 2:19 PM

        Aesthetics maybe?? I don't know about Debbie but I might be freaked out by seeing a full grown plantain attached to a couple grapes! LMAO!

        • KemaVA

          09/22/2011 at 3:38 PM

          I guess… But i have never seen balls that would be considered too small. Now I've seen peni that were itty bitty. So in my mind the balls dont really matter.

          But either way I dont want to see it just… out. Now if he happens to have on some basketball shorts and things are just swinging…. :-D

      • MistaHarsh

        09/22/2011 at 7:08 PM

        Kema, some women like big balls for the way it slaps their clitoris during backshots.

        Its like an extra thumb banging that spot when the pendulum swings. So women just like to put it in their mouths. I think Debbie leans to the latter. lol

        • MistaHarsh

          09/22/2011 at 7:08 PM

          *some*

        • lincolnanthonyblades

          09/23/2011 at 5:05 AM

          Hysterical!

  11. ChloeRayne516

    09/22/2011 at 1:04 PM

    Ya Know!!??!!

    #Geesh. lolllll

  12. Natasha Celius

    09/22/2011 at 9:56 PM

    YEAST!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Rhea

    09/23/2011 at 3:04 AM

    Umm, some women just have constant camel toe. The ladies in my family, for example are blessed/cursed with constant camel-toe. We're from Dominica, speak a form of French Creole, and the word for crotch is "fooq". I've been told that my fooq shows no matter what I wear. Including, btw, a pic wherein I was wearing tights, but with a blouse that came down to mid-thigh. Since then, my friends started calling me "magic-fooq". I mostly try to hide it by wearing loose/bigger pants, but that becomes rather annoying when your wasitband is too loose, or your clothing looks ill-fiting, just to HIDE a natural attribute so random women don't think of you as skanky.

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      09/23/2011 at 5:06 AM

      Pic Please….

      • Top5DOA

        09/23/2011 at 4:33 PM

        Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

      • Rhea Newton

        09/23/2011 at 10:28 PM

        LOL. No. Although, since I've "liked" your page, you may be able to see my FB pics. Don't know how it works, actually from your side. Try. If you're able, under the album Cruising Together, you shall see a few magic food pics :$

  14. Top5DOA

    09/23/2011 at 4:38 PM

    Camel toes my friends is a thing of beauty … Makes my mouth water … Ladies if u weren't blessed with a camel toe, don't worry .. God has a plan for you.

  15. Joe Cool

    08/26/2012 at 11:58 AM

    Ladies… it is really pretty simple. Unless men are GAY or in the closet gay, THEY LOVE CAMEL TOE. Period. I think they are beautiful, mysterious, and highlight the female form. I try not to look but cant help myself sometimes. Dont get me totally wrong though; it can be an eye sore when an super overweight woman wearing slopping clothes displays her lady parts for the world to see. But ladies should celebrate themselves and stop being "ashamed" or embarrassed about it…. Cheers

  16. Marcos

    11/23/2012 at 11:57 AM

    Joe cool we'll put sir ! Be proud of your attributes it compliments the sexiness of the female.!

  17. Camel Toe

    01/06/2013 at 8:21 PM

    Funny ass post. But yes, truth is, we just let our imagination run wild when we see that sexy little outline, hot damn!

  18. @Cthepulsar

    04/04/2013 at 8:55 AM

    Camel Toes are to be cherished and they make Atlanta a better place! I just refer to them as luscious lips though. I wish more women would embrace what is really theirs smh… because they damn sure are quick to stunt in some fake hair, several coats of makeup, eyelashes, snap on fingernails, tities…..the list goes on. Your camel toe is a natural resource! In my mind they look at me singing Evelyn Champagne King's "Love Come Down". Check the link if this sounds foreign. C*
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnh7YmXSviY

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