Ladies, THIS Is Why Men LOVE Seeing Your Camel-Toes

I was talking to one of my good friends at work yesterday and I asked her what her plans were for the weekend, and she announced to me that she would be attending a party called “The All-Tights Affair” which kind of made me laugh because that sounds like the type of event that will have more ex-cons than Chris Hansen’s taping of “To Catch A Predator”, but the main thing that made me laugh was thinking about the fact that all the dudes in that party would be trying HARD AS HELL to not get caught staring HARD in thier covert way to peep some big batty, but more importantly some phat p*ssy. So ladies, before you get disgusted with your misguided sense of inappropriate behaviour, let me explain this camel toe infatuation that men have for your swollen nani’s.

First, allow me to set the mood and get my Barry White voice on:

When it comes to sex and especially experiencing amazing nani, it’s pretty obvious the aspects of it that men are head over heels in love with because, for the most part, we are extremely upfront about it with you. Every woman with some good-good has heard about how wet she is, and how much her man loves seeing her p*ssy drip all over his richard and his balls with every stroke. She’s heard multiple times how sexy it is when she squirts and how much he loves seeing her thick, white cum drenched all over his manhood after beating her nani up.

Once again, every woman blessed with sugarwalls has heard a man talk about how tight the nani is and how much he loves stretching it out with every long stroke. For a man, there’s NOTHING better than feeling his d*ck carve out her p*ssy as her walls pulsate and grip every inch of him, while he strategically places his richard deep inside of her until she cums and explodes all over.

But there is a third feature that men don’t talk about too frequently with our woman, that we absolutely LOVE: Phatness. While tight and wet nani is amazing, when you have the crucial third dimension of PHATNESS, it gives the nani a whole new character and makes it damn near pedestal-worthy. Why do we like phatness you ask ladies? Because being inside a phat-ass nani adds a different level of feeling that a boney-nani just CAN’T. Though there is NO such thing as a bad-vagina [unless it’s infected or smells like Gucci Mane’s teeth] there IS such a thing as “even-greater” nani and PHATNESS is the key.

See a phat-p*ssy has amazing pull back ability. It can form a suction around his richard so with every stroke in, it’s like a warm and wet cushion embracing him in a tight hug, and with every stroke out, the nani pulls and holds onto his d*ck like she doesn’t want to let him escape her grasp. Phat nani, that’s both wet and tight, is the stuff that two-minute men are made of, so when we see that camel-toe peeking out letting us know that a nice, phat, warm p*ssy is sitting in your panties, it’s simply hard for men to contain themselves.

This Is Your Conscience

When Lincoln Anthony Blades is not writing for his controversial and critically acclaimed blog ThisIsYourConscience.com, he can be found contributing articles for Uptown Magazine. Lincoln wrote the hilarious and insightful book "You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer: How To Stop Letting Love Kick Your Ass". He is also a public speaker who has sat on panels all over North America and the Caribbean.

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