The HARSH Realities Of Dating A Dime Piece Over 30

Allow Me To Drop Some Science On Y’all About Sex And Dating When It Comes To A Sexy Woman In Her 30’s. And It’s Not A Pretty Scene…But It Has Nothing To Do With Her Body, How She Looks Or How She Performs In Bed. It’s Scary Because Of One Specific Fact: She Finally Knows Who The Hell She Really Is.

When You Date A Teenager, You Are More Dating A Fantasy Than An Actual Woman, Not YOUR Fantasy, But HER Fantasy. She Thinks She Is All-This & All-That, But She Don’t Know A DAMN Thing About Herself Yet.

When You Date A 20-Something, You Are More Dating Potential Than An Actual Woman, As She Is Beginning To Scrap The Fantasy (Wants To Be A Lawyer Instead Of A Veterinarian) And She Is Constantly Going Through So Much Personal BS, She Is Quickly Discovering Things About Herself She Never Knew.

When You Date A 30-Year Old, You Are Dating A Jaded, Cold-Hearted Assassin Of Hopes & Dreams Who Will Get With You For Completely Logical And Thought Out Reasons. That’s Scary Because Teenager And 20-Something Were So Damn Emotional You Don’t Know How To React To 30-Year Old. But I Will Tell You This, Beware Of Dating And Falling In Love With 30-Year Old Because She Has Chosen You For Reasons You Will NEVER Know (Until Maybe Your Divorce).

A 30-Year Old Woman Does Not Operate On The Same SCALE That Other Women Operate On. She Doesn’t See The Difference Between A 1 And A 10 Based On How His Six Pack Looks, Or The Fact He Can Sing Or How Wavy His Hair Is. To Her A 10 Is A Man Who Is Accomplished, Successful, Good-Hearted & Independent, And His Physical Looks Have Almost NOTHING To Do With It At That Point Which We Are Not Use To. There Are Some SEXY 30-Year Old Women Out There That Are Gonna Start Coming On To You, And Unfortunately You’re Gonna Think It’s Because Your Punk Ass Actually DID Lose Some Weight After The 7 Sit-Ups You Did Last Week. NOPE.

If You Are Dating A Dime Piece Over 30 I Got Two Words For You: Prenuptial Agreement.

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When Lincoln Anthony Blades is not writing for his controversial and critically acclaimed blog, he can be found contributing articles for Uptown Magazine. Lincoln wrote the hilarious and insightful book "You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer: How To Stop Letting Love Kick Your Ass". He is also a public speaker who has sat on panels all over North America and the Caribbean.