There Are Actually Women Who DON’T Believe In Waxing In The Winter

Yes There Actually ARE Women Out There Who Believe ‘Sittin’ On A Brazilian‘ Is An Unnesesary Task In The Winter Time Because It’s NOT Bikini Season So Why Even Bother. If This Is Your Mentality You Officially LOST In Life, Because You Have Now Completely Accepted Walking The Streets With The Monster From Harry And The Hendersons Between Your Legs. What Made You Think It Would Be Cool To Look Like You Have Buju Banton In A Leglock? You Need To Keep It Maintained Properly Because The “Burnt Grits In Your Panties” Look Is NOT In Style.

Also Just For Those Of You Who DON’T Know, Hair Carries Odours And If You Have Not Shaved Since Clinton Took His Saxophone On Arsenio, Then You Need To Slap Yourself For Letting Your Nani Smell Like Warmed Over Death And Month Old Ackee. Preserve Your Sexy-Ness Down There Ladies Because No Guy Is Impressed By Nani That Smells Like Raw Sewage And Raman Noodles. If I Take Off Your Underwear And See Termites Playing Hide N Seek In That Black Forest You Call Pubic Hair Then We Have A Problem.

Basically Ladies, It’s Best To Keep Your Stuff Maintained So You Don’t Get Lazy  To The Point Where You FORGET To Do It And End Up Leaving The House Looking Like:

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When Lincoln Anthony Blades is not writing for his controversial and critically acclaimed blog, he can be found contributing articles for Uptown Magazine. Lincoln wrote the hilarious and insightful book "You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer: How To Stop Letting Love Kick Your Ass". He is also a public speaker who has sat on panels all over North America and the Caribbean.