Between watching NFL playoff games this entire weekend, I also managed to find the time to post this picture on various message boards and email it to friends to get them to weigh in on what they thought about it. There were some very MIXED responses, especially when I posted it in my Facebook group page, but for the most part, the majority of people tend to believe her ass is faker than Cam Newton’s smile – and whether it IS or NOT, I’m desperately trying to understand why women believe that’s suppose to be some sort of reason to be TURNED OFF from wanting to smash her (as if ALL women aren’t fake to an extent).

First, let me begin by saying this: In my opinion, the more natural a woman’s beauty is, the more attractive I am to her. I’ve never been one of THOSE dudes who worships the photoshopped ground most video-models walk on, or has some “Black Men’s Magazine” lay-out as my desktop. Hell, back in the day when most dudes were jerking off to Mya and Christina Milian, I was more interested in the sexy shorty around the way. I actually find slight imperfections EXTREMELY sexy [mainly cause I'm imperfect as HELL] and when a woman can have slight imperfections yet maintain a high level of self confidence and an aura of non-h0eish sex-appeal, she can most DEFINITELY get it.

But, with that said, there ARE some women who feel the need to go the EXTRA MILE in changing their appearance to feel sexy, and if it works for them, why the HELL should I look at them like they are disgusting and un-smashable? Especially when ALL women are guilty to an extent, and there isn’t a woman ALIVE who can draw a constant, intelligent and coherent line on where changing one’s body and appearance is acceptable.

For example, I was riding the train to work one morning and these group of girls were on there talking about how much they HATED Nikki Minaj because of her fake-ass booty and they began prattling on about how ridiculous she looks and how only LAME niggas would want to EVER beat it up. What made me laugh was that every single ONE of the girls on the train was FAKE AS HELL. They all were wearing weaves or wigs; All had fake eye-lashes, painted on eyebrows, fake nails and a face full of foundation; All DEFINITELY had push up bra’s that make their breastesses a cup bigger, and one was even rocking SPANX to try and conceal the fact that she was built like Charles Barkley before Weight Watchers.

So I guess it’s ALL good to be a certain TYPE of fake, but YOU decide to exercise your own PERSONAL cap on what’s appropriate? Get the HELL outta here with that.

For years men have been dating women and couldn’t bring up the fact that she doesn’t have the artistic talent necessary to shave and redraw her eyebrows, so she always walks around looking surprised. For years men have been dating women who walk around as C-cups, but once they get home and take the New York Post out of her bra, she’s just an A cup – and we DEALT with being bamboozled and never complained. But NOW, women expect men to help y’all RALLY against women who aren’t “natural” and getting fake ass implants or wearing HUGE butt pads and say it’s so nasty? HELL NAWwe BEEN dealing with deception for DECADES and we are at the point now where real dudes simply DON’T CARE. As long as it feels right and doesn’t look architecturally unsound and horribly asymmetrical, we are STILL hitting it from the back.

There’s only ONE reason I care about women having fake asses – because that procedure sounds SHADY and DANGEROUS. Why a woman would risk having silicone, tire sealant or cement injected into her ass JUST for props is ridiculous. But, she is NO different than any woman who gets cosmetic surgery, whether it be rhinoplasty, breast-augmentation, or batty-restructuring – fact is, as long as she didn’t get a penectomy, any real dude should be good to go.

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This entry was posted on Monday, January 16th, 2012 at 4:59 AM.
Categories: Rants & Ridiculousness.

45 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. lincolnanthonyblades

    Ladies & Gentlemen, What Are YOUR Thoughts On Fake Asses (Whether It Be Butt Pads Or Ass Implants)? Does It Really GROSS You Out, Do You Think It's Hot Or Are You Indifferent As Long As It Looks Good?

  2. BoomBam

    The girl looks like her knee is buckling under the weight of her implants and/or butt pads.

  3. Vicky

    As a woman, there is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much pressure from all angles to "look good". Whether it's the media, to impress men or by other women. (Stop lying, ya'll know you sit in a corner at the club with your girls and be like "Doesn't she own a mirror? What the hell is that?" etc)

    I personally would not go for it, I got natural curves thankfully. I can find a million and one things to purchase before I go out and buy some new t*tties or @ss! To each their own, if you had it done, I'm not judging, it's your money that you wasted not mine. I just think that too many people are too worried about their outside appearance that they really should work on what's inside.

    I will also say that I am not against fake boobs as there are cancer victim's who had mastectomy. Lord knows what they go through to fight the cancer let alone lose their breast(s).

  4. imakesense

    First off, that chick clearly doesn't have friends who care because she looks foolish as fuck.

    I'm indifferent. Fake or real as long as it flatters you, is subtle, and hard to detect without you telling people, then go for it.

    Enhancements should always mimic natural beauty that's the key.

    Ex.
    Kourtney Kardashian, Megan Good and Kelly Rowland's breast implants
    Gabrielle Union, Sanaa Lathan and Solange's weaves
    Beyonce's lace wigs (sometimes)
    Rosa Acosta and Kenya Moore's butt implants

    I think all the above listed enhancements are beautifully done and simply add to these females natural beauty. So it's a case by case opinion for me.

  5. ChloeRayne516

    Eh, *hardshrug* me personally I don't care if you want to do anything to enhance your looks or to boost your confidence…… Then BY ALL MEANS!!!!

  6. Paul B.

    This is going to sound crass, but as a rule, here goes: If it's under the skin, we're in. Most of that pressure women feel isn't coming from men, at least straight men anyway. The fashion industry is controlled by gay men, and hip-hop is being controlled by quite possibly gay men now considering how mainstream hip hop is looking.

    If somebody gets mad because of the attention Halle Berry or Beyonce gets, don't be. They look freaking nice! It doesn't mean that you're ugly by any means, but they look nice to a nice population segment of men. Here's the problem: Some of you (I repeat SOME) have the tendency to think too narrowly in terms of what men thinks look nice. Believe it or not, we do have a wider range of attractiveness than we're given credit for. Beyonce looks nice at her size, but it doesn't mean you look terrible as a result of her looking nice. It's not one or the other, when some of you get rid of the adversarial mentality of "For me to look nice, somebody else has to look ugly" and stop acting like you have to corner the market on attractiveness, you'll be fine.

  7. grandgryph

    you know what y'all?

    i'm personally tired and fugging tired of otherwise decent looking women running around looking like ronald mcdonald…with a worse wig.

    i'd say that – conservatively – maybe 70% of women make them selves look worse with all that extra shit. be it make up or whatever. for some it works for, but we lose so much more with the legions of imitators who get it so horribly wrong. unless you are a true ace with that stylling shyt, less is definitely more.

    then there's the psychology of it. what does it mean that a woman win you attention with something that isn't really her? she doesn't respect you. you'll accept the most obvious lies. she just bought you with counterfeit money. what's the hope of anything ever being real….then i guess part of the appeal for some.

    anyways, gimme a natural beauty over and siloconed up wanna be glam doll any day of the week. that all beauty obsession shit's not only uglifying to most women, and encourage them to be phony and superfical, but it is an organised madness…and there's only room for one crazy person in this relationship toots and that's me!

  8. Vicky

    "then there's the psychology of it. what does it mean that a woman win you attention with something that isn't really her? she doesn't respect you. you'll accept the most obvious lies. she just bought you with counterfeit money. what's the hope of anything ever being real….then i guess part of the appeal for some."

    +1

  9. MistaHarsh

    As long as it feels right and doesn’t look architecturally unsound and horribly asymmetrical, we are STILL hitting it from the back.

    ^^ pretty much. Most women do this for the moment so I'll be there just for the moment too. I wouldn't marry someone who had major work done under the skin ie butt/breast implants because the long term effects can be horrific.

    Plus is there really a shortage of women with REAL breast and ass that I can't get one of them?
    Let's not confuse reality with hollywood, Brass Rails or Cannonballs

  10. Jason

    I agree with you, but I think we are digging a little deep when we suspect all women are going to be liars and manipulators because of enhancements. I know a chick that had her tooth chipped, she got it corrected? I know a chick that has burns throughout her head as a result of being in a fire as a child, is she wrong if she wears a weave to cover it? No, they both had “imperfections” that they wanted to correct for themselves. I prefer natural as you do, but just have to jump off with that point as I feel it is a stretch…

    Lol @ “and there's only room for one crazy person in this relationship toots and that's me!”

  11. Jason

    Yeah I do not car to be honest, I date a type… and wife another. I personally will “date” fake or real, but my preference when I am claiming them is to be a natural beauty (or at least better looking then me… what? lol). I just could not see myself turning down Nicki because her ass is fake or Beyonce because she has a weave… I ain’t crazy. Anyway… as Paul says, they must appeal to someone so don't hate.

  12. Mike

    +1

  13. The_Mad_HATER

    very true i think she needs to lie on my bed before she falls!!

  14. grandgryph

    come on bro.

    are you comparing a correction of physical trauma (i.e. a burn victim) with a girl who just wants to have "tall hair"?

    ***kisses teeth and unplugs computer from the wall***

  15. The_Mad_HATER

    its her damn money let her do what she wants and tell your fellow women to quit hating!

  16. The_Mad_HATER

    me neither!!! them cut up chicks are good for a good time but i aint putting a rang on a damn thang!!

  17. Concrete_Rose

    HMMMM. Well the first pic doesn't even look natural. Nicki minaj though pulls it off great and looks great in the pic. But I think big asses are beautiful. I notice them all the time. I am not a lesbian at all but find myself checking out other women sometimes like "she was well put together" cool. So for me if someone does it that's their body their choice. But I find it very sad for a person to do such. Makeup, weaves, padded bras, padded butt stuff, temporary; you can put it on and take it off. Implants strictly for aesthetic reasons is life altering. I think it's sad for a person to get butt implants to be socially accepted. That a person could not find find their natural self to be sexy enough that they forever changed their image to please others and gain acceptance and attention.

    Women don't put so much pressure on men to be 11s out of 10s. But women have for the longest been judged and evaluated on their physical appearance. And often times the person who is more physically appealing id more accepted bby others and sometimes has more opportunities. Sad but true. So I can understand why people do it. So at the end of the day if they needed this so bad to be happy with themselves, by all means be happy.

  18. The_Mad_HATER

    can a woman breast feed after getting implants??

  19. Concrete_Rose

    Yeah I think it's better and more accepted on the pll who are naturally beautiful…I still question why though? But bc the ppl you listed are naturally beautiful society gives them a waive for any implants done

  20. Amanda Scott

    Women reading this may not wanna hear this, but what if all of that's real? Growing up I've seen some things on people's bodies that were incredibly different

  21. Amanda Scott

    I don't see how that could be possible

  22. Amanda Scott

    I guess the big question is what constitutes one's "natural self?"

  23. Amanda Scott

    What makes a woman who has had plastic surgery un-wifeable?

  24. Concrete_Rose

    Ok so in fashion a lot of the gay men you see that are running these industries are also marketers. They have shaped the minds of millions to believe thin is what is marketable. Women wanting bigger butts, breast, etc is not predominantly being pressured by these leaders of the fashion Industry. Hip hop culture video vixens the artist has a choice of what he wants in his videos. In black culture the thinness of European beauty has never been fully accepted as a standard of beauty. So I don't agree with you when you say most pressure women have physically is coming for Gay men

  25. Amanda Scott

    But it's a fair point! Some women wear weaves and wigs after chemo and some wear a lot of make up to cover blemishes and marks from birth

  26. Amanda Scott

    Yeah I'm wondering the same…

  27. MistaHarsh

    Kenya Moore has butt implants?
    I'm dissappointed but ssk me if I'm still crushin if given the opportunity…

  28. Derrick

    I agree with the 2nd paragraph.

  29. Jason

    Yes I went to an extreme thinking your reply would be just that….

    So, where do we draw the line? Breast cancer patient who attaches a prosthetic to hide the fact lefty is gone? The person who is not happy with their smile and gets veneers? Chick that needs pads to fill an A cup and has rock bottom self esteem because of it? The model who just needs those lips a little bigger?

    I think the blanket statement, or rather what I took from your original post is that:
    1. Women do this for the attention of men. 2. Women who does this cannot be trusted. I think this is false, most women I know who have had "shit done" did it because of their own self image… None had any issue attracting attention from a man nor were most untrustworthy in general.

    No plug that damn computer back in….

  30. Jason

    Ok well I think we need to separate the two. Honestly I don't know many women who have done it to keep up with the Kardashains…. for instance the chicks I know who have had breast implants NONE are the flashy type, you would never know…. they did not do it to get attention as most went from AA to A or B…

  31. Jason

    Depends on what work was done and by who… some are damn near flawless and you don't know until they tell you…. others, soon as you see it you gotta ask did Wolverine cut them open.

  32. Jason

    It's possible but not all can as it depends on the procedure.

  33. Jason

    Not sure if I have a definition for you, but…. well all I have dated excessively have been natural beauties. No make up, no hair extensions/weaves, no implants… Were all Halle Berry, Nope…. but I did not need Halle Berry because I liked that it was in their nature to just be….

  34. Vicki

    Waking up in the a.m. & knowing you're still beautiful!

  35. imakesense

    I think it just gives them the extra confidence boost. Which in their cases is appropriate for the industry they're in.

    Everyone has the right to improve something physically they aren't happy with.

    But at the end of the day I'm sure their reason's for doing so vary and are personal to them individually, so I really can't say.

    I'll tell you one thing though I don't really care to know, their business.

  36. imakesense

    Lol yep.

  37. imakesense

    I personally hate when "natural beauties" think they are better than "fake beauties". Just because they are natural, when some of them could really afford to be ENHANCED.

    I play both ends but I'm no dummy and understand the makeup and Kim k extensions, or my natural hair with a fresh Brazilian Keratin Treatment can improve my looks from time to time, such is life.

  38. imakesense

    Some can

  39. imakesense

    The chicks in real life may never tell you, so you would never know….

  40. Paul B.

    Let's be honest, there's a lot of gays in hip hop too, and some of the ones some of you see in the videos with these video chicks with the near comic book physiques are just a cover for their down low behavior. As far as black culture goes, yes, having big breasts and butt is nice to have, but it is not the be all end all, and the pressure isn't necessarily being applied by US. It's messed up how some of us spend all this money on fake sh*t to impress other women and blame it on us like we told you to go do that sh*t. If a mofo has low self esteem, that's on them! I'm not going to stop liking a D cup just to make a mofo that's insecure about her A feel better. Note: I never said the chick with the A-B cup is undesirable either because depending on the whole package, she can get it too with pride. But I will not go to the point of tearing down a C to a DDD wearing woman with a 38-40 inch hips just to make that chick lacking that or a fat chick feel good about herself, which is what I see women do a lot of, whether it's the so called natural women doing it to the permed out women, or whoever. A healthy self esteem is when you feel good about your damn self regardless of what the next person has or doesn't have, and I find that sorely lacking these days.

  41. Paul B.

    Real is not losing most of your beauty to a wet wipe, for starters. Real is not having your beauty not hit the floor with your clothes. Real is not having to misrepresent yourself just to get attention. Real is having true self esteem, not having to tear other people down in order to feel good about yourself. Real is not needing somebody else to be ugly for you to be pretty. Real is not being threatened by the next good looking person in the picture. Need I go on?

  42. Jason

    LOL @ losing it to a wet wipe.

  43. Mabl

    "I’m desperately trying to understand why women believe that’s suppose to be some sort of reason to be TURNED OFF from wanting to smash her" – a lot of women are "woman haters." I don't know if this is a term others use, but it popped into my head when I was out with a friend one night. My friend kept commenting and whining about some girl who was all hugged up with her boyfriend. I can't remember the exact complaints, but that moment and the memory of other moments of my friend making snarky comments about women made me realize that she is a hater. And she hates specifically on other women. I consider myself a woman lover, or celebrator if you will. I am quick to give a compliment, to tell someone a little shy that if they want they can totally break out of their shell, to admire what I like about another female, often enough out loud. Some women don't have it in them to do that. They have a feeling for what they are lacking and have a knee jerk reaction to tear down the next woman as a way to cover up their own inadequacy. I'm not saying these haters are actually lacking, or have any reason to be insecure. They do not, often times. I'm just saying what they feel isn't there is what makes them want to give rules and regulations for how other people should be taken. It's a horrible way to be, and I wish I knew how to encourage a hater to be a lover. Women get enough crap in the world without having to deal with the negative energy of other women. Especially over something as superficial as looks.

  44. Bossy_Redbone

    I looooooove the fact that you brought this up because I have been saving to get this done. I think the only difference for me is that I'll actually be going to board certified doctor where they lipo other areas and transfer the fat to your butt. I can't get down with the silicone injections or implants there's too much of a risk involved!

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