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Embrace that H0E & THANK HER for all she's done for YOUR relationship

Tomorrow is February 14th which is now internationally known as Valentines Day, the day couples celebrate the love they share with one another through buying overpriced gifts and doing random acts of overzealous appreciation. But one thing we never talk about is HOW this couple got together and were able to overcome all the various obstacles standing in the way of true love and CONQUER them. Well, one of the biggest reasons is because the man realizes he has a GREAT woman and he will do everything in his power NOT to lose her – because he dated a STANKIN’ ASS HEFFA and he’s NOT going back.

I’m sure most of us have heard Jay-Z’s “H-To-The Izzo” where Jay says:

“Like I told you sell drugs, NO/
Hov did that so hopefully you wouldn’t have to go through that..”

Well, ladies in successful relationships, tomorrow when you are looking at your GOOD man at dinner, feeling blessed to have him and wondering how you two managed to find each other amongst all the FROWSY alternatives out there, I want you to remember that line and REMIX it to:

“H0ES did that so hopefully you wouldn’t have to go through that..”

The one reality that most men try to take to our graves is the fact that, at some point in our lives, we dated a woman who we now consider a H0E. And not just ANY ol’ frowsy, taking random richards type-h0e, but a real did some nasty, stankin’ unbelievable type h0e-sh*t and THAT is what helped define his ideology of a “good woman” and what ultimately led his ass to YOU.

As much as most boys are taught to NOT make h0es into housewives, for MOST men, one knowingly or unknowingly seeps through his skank-deflecting shield, finds a way into his heart and ends up putting him through some epic emotional ups-and-downs that he finds hard as HELL to pull himself away from. I know a lot of good women who have had their hearts broken and trusting natures destroyed by terrible men, but ladies I want you know that it’s NOT just you – a lot of good men are walking around with the SAME hurtful experiences dealing with terrible women [AKA h0es]. And don’t be mistaken ladies, it’s THESE h0es stank-nicity that helped create a man who wanted to find a pure love with a worthy woman and prevent HER from any possible heart break.

“H0ES did that so hopefully you wouldn’t have to go through that..”

Every dude I know personally has been in a mind boggling, heart destroying relationship with what ultimately turned out to be a h0e – and luckily most of those dudes ended up with good women, but more importantly women they may have never defined as a good catch PRIOR to wifing up the h0e. See, there’s a lot of h0es walking around the place who are much FLASHIER than good women, much more ENTICING than good women, and much more EXCITING than good women [just like manwhorish dudes and good men]. ALL guys, good and bad, chase these women, and it’s usually the good guys who end up being put through the ringer so bad, they realize that what they idolized in potential wife-material was full of SH*T.

“H0ES did that so hopefully you wouldn’t have to go through that…”

Now you may be wondering what defines a h0e as opposed to a good woman, and the answer to that, in this scenario, is easy: A woman who unmercifully and unjustifiably cheats on her man. These are the types of women who sleep will give her nani to her man’s best friend, or get pregnant for another man while in a relationship or even sell her nani on some indecent proposal type sh*t and not even share the money. In fact, I know a dude whose wife cheated on him – with his brother – and then tried to take him to court for child support and alimony. That’s a Super-Mario-H0E. She left him F*^ked up mentally, but he learned from that experience, made some deep personal growth and now has a great wife. Before him and his wife go out for Valentines day, she should go find his ex-wife and give her a BIG hug for doing the stupid-sh*t that landed a great man into her lap.

“H0ES did that so hopefully you wouldn’t have to go through that…”

Ladies, go find the biggest h0e that you know and give her the strongest bear hug you can muster because it’s her Superhead-ass that inevitably lead a great man down the path of learning how to recognize TRUE quality – YOU. But, if you’re too disgusted to hug their frowsy ass, licking a few shots for her in the air will suffice.

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