This pic would be a LOT less sexier if the stairs were full of old Chinese food containers and tampon wrappers
Growing up, one myth that is continually perpetuated upon young boys everywhere, is that we are rowdy, rough, frowsy, nasty little bastards, while our female counterparts are demure, immaculate, flawless, fresh-to-death little angels and we need to wipe the musty sweat off our brows and wash up before we ever even THINK of talking to them. This is the stereotype most men believe for the better parts of our lives, even when we get our own apartments/condos/houses and STILL maintain the ideology that every woman we meet will DEFINITELY have an untarnished home – and then we learn what the REALITY is.
Truth is, women are FAR nastier than men. I NEVER thought I would ever utter that phrase as a young man as I just took clean women for granted, but the FACT is women can take FROWSY to an unheard of level that even us as men can’t reach. So this PSA now needs to be made, because all my dudes are constantly hitting me up with stank ass horror stories about women who have homes that could resemble Little Wayne’s gums.
Now obviously I’m not stating something as ridiculous as ALL men keep cleaner homes than ALL women, but I AM saying that most men do, and it’s not just the Gay ones either. See, when a man’s home is frowsy – it’s FROWSY. It will smell like old Axe Spray, new diarrhea and lingering disappointment. BUT, when a woman’s home is frowsy – it’s FROWSY to the tenth power. In fact, It’s FROWSY to the Biz Markie underarm sweat X sour hot dog water power. As much as frowsy dudes may leave pee on the seat, frowsy ladies are leaving bloody tampons in the toilet with the applicator reaching out the water like it’s drowning in the Red sea and trying to wave for help.
But the crazy thing is, it’s THESE same women who willingly invite dudes over to chill and hopefully “get it in” with no kinda shame at all.
Now there’s three types of women reading this right now, and their reactions to this are VERY telling to about their living space:
Ms. Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness
She is laughing out loud right now, because she knows a FROWSY girlfriend who matches this exact description. There’s that ONE girl who she knows she will NEVER sleep over at her house again, and barely even likes riding shotgun in her girls’ s nasty car because she has 6 week old McDonald’s bags and saltfish bones all over the floor. She is MAINLY laughing because she KNOWS this ain’t her. Also, she is the one who says “wait, where dey do dat at?” because the idea of living frowsily is so foreign to her.
Ms. Subjective
She’s the one who is looking at the screen quizzically and says something such as “wait, what if the house is like that because..” Be weary of HER because she has a subjective ideology of what NASTY is. That means depending on the time of day, month or life cycle she’s going through, her house could range from looking like it was wiped down by Mary Poppins all the way to looking like the back of Uncle Phil’s neck.
Ms. Dutty-Batty
She’s the one with the scowl talking about “this sh*t ain’t funny at all!”
Now let’s be real ladies, y’all are the naturally sexier species, and we men are the typically desperate species, but no matter how sexy you are, if your house is nasty to the point where we can literally taste the odour in the air, we’ll have to take a rain check.
This Is Your Conscience
72 Comments, Comment or Ping
lincolnanthonyblades
Ladies & Gentlemen, DO You AGREE That There Are More Frowsy Females Out There Than Males? Or Is Actually The Other Way Around?
Feb 14th, 2012
BADDEST
"she will NEVER sleep over at her house again, and barely even likes riding shotgun in her girls’ s nasty car because she has 6 week old McDonald’s bags and saltfish bones all over the floor. "……KILLED ME!!!!!…..I swear i feel like Lincoln has some kind of inside line into women…..how the hell do you know all this!!!! LOL….as for why some women are nasty i think it stems from ( and quite inronically) chicks raised as princesses….watch out boys or youll end up as their maid
Feb 14th, 2012
Vicky
I lost my breakfast……….
Feb 14th, 2012
msjordan11
Oh heeeeellll ya there are frowsy females out there! I went to check a friend a few months back and had to dust off my socks after I was gonna put my boots back on from all the cornflakes, granola, sunflower seeds that were just openly on the floor and now stuck to my sock!. And no, she doesn't have a 2 yr old. Some people are just not bothered by this stuff…sorry…but I AM!
Feb 14th, 2012
Kam
You have no idea I have a girl she's a great person and pretty but damn her house is f*ckin nasty. She invited us over to her place to pre drink one night before we hit the club. I had to pee and I'm there to myself like I bet when I open this toilet seat I'm gonna see sh*t stains and low and behold sh*t stains. I just squatted made sure my a*s didn't touch the seat, peed quickly and got the hell out of that bathroom.
Feb 14th, 2012
MistaHarsh
This is why I come to and BEEN coming to this site everyday. Pure unadulterated TRUTH.
There are women who go to the gym, keep up their appearance but their home, their place of rest, their temple is a garbage dump!
The one thing we need to mention is that these girls who are laughing at this article ARE the EXACT ones that have houses like this. I've met women like this and the one trait that they all have in common is they lack self awareness. They think they're the sheeit. Why else would you invite someone into a messy house? They don't think its messy or that their smile cures all flaws! Or they make excuses " I have no closet space" Really? So explain why your car's dirty to ya beeyotch?
Flipping synchronized dirtiness. Synchronized dirty beeyotches. Their car, home, and desk at work are all dirty to the same degree. Like they're trying out for the Olympics.
Gotdamn you struck a nerve
Feb 14th, 2012
MistaHarsh
Did you really have to open pandora's box to get confirmation. Hot damn!
Feb 14th, 2012
Cal
Ahh.. The so many crumbs on your hardwood floors that they end up in you bed-girls.. (at least I how the crumbs went from floor to bed & not vice versa).. Tv-dinner boxes in the floor like they were there the day she moved in-girls.. The "I'm having a male guest but I'll just leave that wastebasket full of used sanitary napkins in the bathroom right where it is"-girls..
Feb 14th, 2012
NurseJilly
I made the mistake of spending the night @ a friends house out of town a few months ago. It was the 1st time I'd been to her place…. Big friggin mistake!! She has animals and there was fur everywhere. We sat down for a cup of tea and there was fur on the rim of my cup. UNACCEPTABLE!!! I left @ 4am and drove home because I was literally having a herd time breathing and I'm deathly terrified of cats and I could hear them meowing @ the door. I left a note saying I wans't feeling well and had to go and got the F out of there. Needless to say I have never and will never go back.
Feb 14th, 2012
MistaHarsh
I understand if you have allergies but you know what…that's not bad relatively speaking. At least Cat Lady has an excuse!
Feb 14th, 2012
Concrete_Rose
Omg this post is right on point! I def think that a lot of times women are dirtier than men! Just look at public restrooms. Girls can be atrocious in there! And it's so repulsive when. A woman has a dirty home or room. Like some things are just not acceptable! I'm not immaculate, may be disorganized. It def not close to messy or dirty.
Back when I was in college I will never forget this roommate I had that was soooo dirty! I had to move out cause i couldn't do it. She showered a couple times a week, she had nasty panties on display, and the day shit hit the fan was when I came back from being away for a few days and it smelled like something died in the bathroom. She didnt take out the garbage after having all her nasty sanitary napkins in the garbage. Later that same day she left a used pad on the floor. All hell broke loose. I've never been more disgusted. Took all my stuff and moved in with a friend until I could find somewhere else to move into.
Feb 14th, 2012
msjordan11
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I know what you mean. When I went to work one day some nasty chick left her bloody pad on the damn sink! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN???! It' s like she did it purposely to get people talking about it or something.
Good thing you got the eff outta that place. I def can't live in filth like that.
Feb 14th, 2012
ChloeRayne56
Hollerin…..
Feb 14th, 2012
Concrete_Rose
Seriously, personal hygiene is the worst type of filthy you can be! And that is just NASTYYYYYYY! I can't stomach things like that! How that happens no idea! It's as if some ppl get a kick from how nasty they can be
Feb 14th, 2012
imakesense
Ya I agree.
Being in uni right now and attending loooooots of pre drinks, girl nights, and sleepovers, the ratchetness is always there.
I'm gunna generalize though. It's all about how you were raised. I find when it comes to cleanliness, the black chicks I hang out with don't seem to have bad hygiene issues as its rooted in the way they are raised. My experience with select few other races of women have been pretty bad.
All in all I don't care, hygiene is the only main thing with me. I am far from neat I don't fold clothes leave my shit everywhere, go without wearing panties OFTEN and am pretty unorganized.
But at the same time showering daily, washing hands after washroom use, wrapping up sanitary napkins/tampons with tissue and hiding from plain view, laundry once a week, brushing teeth/washing face daily, cleaning your toilet crust and sink, washing dishes and not letting then pile up and throwing out old food are MANDATORY customs of life. If you don't subscribe to these practices there's a serious problem.
But meh, I've peed in the shower a few times (ready for people to call me ratchet).
Feb 14th, 2012
msjordan11
You know what's funny? When a guy actually asks me what is a turn-off I tell him bad hygiene and when when he asks turn ons I say "good hygiene" lol. Sometimes they are like "isnt' that a given?"…UM….you would THINK so! But no…it's really not. Some people are completely comfortable leaving the house without even brushing their teeth and feeling no way to tell other people that. Do they have no shame?!
Feb 14th, 2012
msjordan11
HAHAHAHA
I LOVE to have showers…Maybe I have OCD lol. But still, I can't imagine why someone wouldn't WANT to have a shower…but of course…for some, showering isn't a daily ritual. YIKES!
Feb 14th, 2012
ChloeRayne516
Eff yo Couch — You don't know me homie. *lol*
OKay Okay
Imma keep it 100% I will tell any and everybody I am not Julia Childs or June Clever I'm Just not domesticated like that BUUT my home is tidy and clean for the most part thanks to my cleaning lady — yes they are days when my bedroom can look like "Ruh" *lmao* but when company comes over it's clean and basically that's all that matters, but I am anal when it comes to my bathroom — THAT MUST STAY FRESH AND CLEAN
And Yes Women can be alot more messier than men, most men I've come across can pretty much dust/mop/scrub and clean circles around my ass and what is it about some Men HATE SEEING DISHES IN THE SINK?? is it really that serious?
Feb 14th, 2012
Kam
Girl she did not leave her f****in pad on the floor. That's why I can't and won't do a roommate.
Feb 14th, 2012
NurseJilly
I'm am a nut case for dishes in the sink. I have never once in my life gone to bed with dishes in the sink. I don't know what it is I just can't.
Feb 14th, 2012
ChloeRayne516
"But the crazy thing is, it’s THESE same women who willingly invite dudes over to chill and hopefully “get it in” with no kinda shame at all."
Hmmmm and what's EVEN CRAZIER is that these same dudes that are complaining are the same ones who will ASK TO COME OVER to chill and GET IT IN and then WANNA SPEND THE NIGHT. o___o Stopit!!! *lol*
Feb 14th, 2012
NurseJilly
"My experience with select few other races of women have been pretty bad. "
I hear you on that. I've found a big difference in the way my people (British) white folk clean and carry themselves and Canadian white folk. Can't say all but there is definately a difference in the level of upbringing people have.
Feb 14th, 2012
Concrete_Rose
Girl I wish she didn't! I spazzed out on her! There's just no way or reason to try and sugar coat your feelings after something like that! I wen A wall cause that's soo disgusting! So hopefully after that she never did that shit again. But who knows…
Feb 14th, 2012
Concrete_Rose
Bad breath and musty balls! A no no LOL
For both girls and guys if you don't look well kept and your surroundings aren't well kept you're only gonna get other ratchet dirty ppl trying to get it in with you!
Feb 14th, 2012
@craziijnell
Girl… my bedroom usually looks terrible. with clothes every where. But my bathroom is uncompromisingly clean. I just moved from my own spot to having roommates and I flinch at the cleaning difference between us all. Maybe I'll just start getting it in the bathroom, save myself the cleaning effort.
Feb 14th, 2012
@craziijnell
#teamCatLady
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
why dont you clean women advise your friends to stop being so damn nasty????
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
gross!!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
she has a man???
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
im sayin tho!!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
shit i woulda waited til i got to the club!!!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
i hate seeing old food soaking in the sink!! i feel like something is gonna start growing and living in there if i dont clean it!!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
who the hell wants to wake up to ants and flies eating all the food you didnt finish and left in the sink!!! plus the house smelling like leftovers and asscrack!! thats why you hate it!!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
kick her monkey ass out!!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
damn nigga thats nasty as hell!! i hope you cussed a bitch out!!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
what kinda nasty bitch lets fur get on the rim of the cup like them cats sipping having tea when nobody is there??? ugh!!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
on the sink in the bathroom at work??? they shoulda run a dna test and found out who it was and fired her ass!!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
hey sometimes balls have a valid reason for being musty!!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
what kinda frowsy shit is peeing in the showers??? yall nasty as hell!!! yall the same ones peeing in pools and hot tubs too!!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
who is filthier??
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
i hope you hired a staff to help clean the underside of your titties!!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
we may be fucking but who spending the night??
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
women i got a question for you! why yall hate to flush the toilet after youre done??? why??
Feb 14th, 2012
dddd
Im definitely ms subjective.. .but only when it comes to stupid university work or exams lol.. when its time to do a paper or study im in one spot: on my bed surrounded by my books notes papers pens laptops and food to survive. once the stress period is over, then everything gets put back in order (i.e throw away bottles wrappers put the bags and boxes away etc). Looool.
However, hygene problems are what I cant tolerate.
The horror stories ive experienced……
My 1st year roommates on campus almost sent me to the mental hospital with their disgustingggggggg habits. I went into one of the bathrooms one day and it looked like a murder scene in there…the roomate nearest me left blood and tampons everywhere and… let me stop this story and go into another…… the other roomate on the other side of the apartment would clog and overflow the toilet with sh*t like every other day and just *shrug her shoulder say oh well and leave it and go abou their day, by the time anyone got home in the evening, the place smelt like death and destruction.
Bad body hygene in a female is way worse than any kind of bad body hygene a man can have. its one thing to have to sweep or dust or vaccum…. but body issues and the unchecked result of bodily functions? No. Stop.
Feb 14th, 2012
Vicky
Who the hell doesn't flush???????
Feb 14th, 2012
NurseJilly
Thats how I feel but people always think I'm crazy for it….
Feb 14th, 2012
imakesense
That's a guy thing
Feb 14th, 2012
NurseJilly
Exactly my point. She let the friggin cats climb up on the counters and everything. I'm not an animal person so I think they are dirty creatures anyway but I'll be damned if I ever let them climb on the counter tops that I'm preparing food on. EEEWWWW
Feb 14th, 2012
NurseJilly
I'd have to say the white people I've met that are of Canadian backgroungd are far more lax on cleanliness than British people.
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
its them who are crazy!! trust me!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
i had a cat when they i was younger and they are nasty!!! they walk around their litter box and then hop on the counter?? sick!!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
the toilet always next to the shower??? you can't wait!!! nasty!!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
women who put their tampons in the toilet and leave it there!!
Feb 14th, 2012
Vicky
I am too discreet when I have my period to do something like that. That's just wrong and disgusting! No one needs to see your plug…..*green faced BBM icon*
Feb 14th, 2012
Vicky
'Bad body hygene in a female is way worse than any kind of bad body hygene a man can have. its one thing to have to sweep or dust or vaccum…."
Agreed!!!
Feb 14th, 2012
Concrete_Rose
How is her hygiene my fault?! I can't control that! But the nasty smell and the pad happened the same day, and It was over!
Feb 14th, 2012
Vicky
They are talking about a lack of showering man!
Feb 14th, 2012
Vicky
LOL! There are some pet owners out there that are nasty as hell!!!! If you have shedding dogs and cats, you have to sweep and vacuum everyday….maybe even twice if you have multiple animals.
I grew up with dogs…the non shedding kind. I couldn't justify getting a dog for an apartment (when I first moved out), so I got a cat instead. I will be damned if you come to my place and you see fur anywhere none the less my cat on top on any tables or counters. Having an animal requires more effort to your cleanliness and if you're already ratchet, please don't get one! I actually don't even allow him in my room because I don't want his cat fur in my bed!
PS – reading about the cat and litter…..my cat is so damn trained, he goes to the bath tub and cleans his paws after the litter box! If the tap isn't dripping, he meows (and yes, I clean my toilet and tub on a daily basis too!)
Feb 14th, 2012
MistaHarsh
LMAO!!
damn! thats harsh
Feb 14th, 2012
MistaHarsh
hey I pee in the shower too. No business! its all liquid that goes down the drain like water anyways. Peeing in the pool is completely different though!
Feb 14th, 2012
MistaHarsh
we smashing them telling our war story to our friends. But we ain't spending the night. We chuck the dueces as soon as we see the roach motel set up shop for the night
Feb 14th, 2012
MistaHarsh
Some people do it based on how they was raised. Their parents instilled fear in them for running up the water bill so they've been taking 5 min showers at the end of the day and flushing only if there's a number 2 otherwise they wait until the end of the day to flush!
Feb 14th, 2012
ChloeRayne516
Laughing @ roach motel setting up shop……
Feb 14th, 2012
MistaHarsh
Dang, and this is what you'll want us to put our mouth on? No wonder the line ups are so long in the women's rest room ya'll are too busy cleaning up after the last dutty batty
Feb 14th, 2012
imakesense
"Im definitely ms subjective.. .but only when it comes to stupid university work or exams lol.. when its time to do a paper or study im in one spot: on my bed surrounded by my books notes papers pens laptops and food to survive. once the stress period is over, then everything gets put back in order (i.e throw away bottles wrappers put the bags and boxes away etc). Looool. "
Yep this is me uni is no joke no time to be a neat freak
"I went into one of the bathrooms one day and it looked like a murder scene in there…the roomate nearest me left blood and tampons everywhere and… let me stop this story and go into another…… the other roomate on the other side of the apartment would clog and overflow the toilet with sh*t like every other day and just *shrug her shoulder say oh well and leave it and go abou their day, by the time anyone got home in the evening, the place smelt like death and destruction. "
LMAOOOOO omggggg BLECHHHHH
Feb 14th, 2012
imakesense
"Peeing in the pool is completely different though! "
Yep completely different.
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
aint shit harsh about that! she got nice big ol bitties but big ones require a lot of maintenance!!
Feb 14th, 2012
The_Mad_HATER
its yo fault for stayin there for so long!!
Feb 14th, 2012
grandgryph
'go without wearing panties OFTEN' keep toying with me sense.
Feb 14th, 2012
Neil
Co-sign!
And just like alot of you hotties are selective about "us men"…….with good reason………….(trust me) alot of us men are equally selective about you women as well…..with good reason…We don't know where you've been, who you've been with, how ya' livin'………
Feb 15th, 2012
Paul B.
LMBO
Feb 20th, 2012
dopefreshlife
*cry laughs*
I've known someone like this. I've even went as far as to assist her in cleaning up her space, but to no avail. That's when I step aside never go back there again!
Feb 27th, 2012
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