She looks like big fluffy fun - but sh*t can go bad FAST...
If there’s thing I CONSTANTLY see dudes doing nowadays, it’s inaccurately calling the wrong women THICK. I’ve heard dudes dramatically OVERSTATE which women they think are thick [anyone calling Alicia Keys thick deserves to be falcon punched in the esophagus], but more often than not the issue is that dudes dramatically UNDERSTATE who they call thick [the only thing "thick" on Precious is her eyelids, nigga she's built like a Ford F150]. The problem with this mass confusion is the fact that dudes are always on some “I’LL HIT THAT” type-sh*t with women they THINK are THICK that are actually BIG GIRLS [a combination of thick with a little extra cute fluffiness to her] – and getting it in with big girls is no SMALL feat.
Bruh, here’s the FIRST thing you need to seriously consider: “Can I HANDLE all dat?”
The thing about seeing massive breastesses and a big ol’ booty is you gonna be so stuck on imagining it shake, wiggle and roll, that you don’t realize a BIG GIRLS curves are DEADLY. There’s no pointy knees and elbows like some boney girls who will make you feel like you’re laying in a bed full of butter knives. Big girls have bodies that FLOW and because there’s so much of HER, there’s so much more you need to be attentive to. HUGE breasts have so much land mass that you actually need to put in some work to find the right spot to kiss and caress and if she asks you to slap her ass you can’t just give it a little tap – nigga you need to swing like you’re in a wordstarhiphop fight, which brings me to point two:
Bruh, here’s the SECOND thing you need to seriously consider: “Is my sex game even up to PAR?”
The truth is, anyone can get it in with a small slim chick who you can fling around the room and make yourself feel like a pr0n-star – but dealing with a big girl presents some unique challenges that will TEST how good you REALLY are in the bedroom. Unless you got a solid health plan, forget trying to fling her all over the room, you will need to rely on excellent positioning. Do you know where to place the pillows underneath her while you’re hitting it from the back so she feels it deep? Do you know how to position her knees while she’s on top so it’s comfortable for you BOTH? If not, you’re NOT ready for a big girl yet bruh.
Bruh, here’s the THIRD thing you need to seriously consider: “Do I need some Extended Pleasure condoms?”
Dude, you REALLY need to understand what you are getting yourself into when you smash a big girl. For those of you who have NEVER been inside big girl nani, the reality is this: It’s typically very tight, shallow and wet – which all can add up to you busting a nut before the chorus of the first song on your sex-mixtape. Many men who have smashed big girls expected the nani to be big, and when they find out its Supermax security tight and Rain Forest moist, the sugar walls end up DOMINATING them. And don’t even get those dudes started on the head – it’ll bring a damn TEAR to your eye.
Bruh, here’s the FINAL thing you need to seriously consider: “Did you eat your Wheaties this morning?”
If you luckily find yourself in the midst of a multi-orgasmic big girl – you better have a serious weight-training background because you will be in for a ride like never before. If she’s on top and she’s cumming – HARD – she will grind the LIFE and SOUL out of you while you slide back and forth all over the bed trying to hold on to the headboard for dear life. Some women LOVE to be held tightly and gripped closely when they cum, so when she needs a bear hug, don’t give her some soft-ass Cub Cuddle.
So here’s my tip to you fellas: The NEXT time you see a big beautiful girl and you feel the need to remark out loud “I’ll HIT that!”, take a second to go over the above list in your head. If you can NOT confidently assure yourself that you can manage satisfying her the way she DESERVES to be, then save your breath, but more importantly, save her from wasting any of her precious time on your weak-back, amateur-hour sex game.
This Is Your Conscience
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114 Comments, Comment or Ping
lincolnanthonyblades
Big Ladies, Do You Agree With The Questions Dudes Should Ask Themselves Above? Do You Have Any That Need To Be Added?
Ladies [Of ANY size], What OTHER Questions Should ALL Men Be Asking Themselves Before Sleeping With ANY Woman Period?!
Gentlemen, Do You Find There's A Notable Difference Between Being With Slim And Big Girls?!
May 3rd, 2012
Dyce
OMG! You so correct!! I have experienced this! And have fallen hard in some cases! Good article!
May 3rd, 2012
Kizzy
As a certified Full-Figured-Freak, I would like to add that we have all reason to be size queens (women who prefer men with a hard nine, not a soft six as T.I. says)…there's a lot of extra meat to work around so if you can't "reach" the right spot we won't be fully satisfied..
May 3rd, 2012
@IamSomethngElse
I absolutely LOVE this entry!! Everything you said is true except the shallow nani part. Never heard that one. One bit of advice, if you know ur "manhood" is on the small side, anything less than 7 inches typically, please don't waste everybody's time. Men need to know this, thank you for shedding some positive light on us big girls.
May 3rd, 2012
Kizzy
All of this!
I would also like to add that girth is important too
May 3rd, 2012
Crystals_Back
Wait when did 7 inches become small? YIKES!
May 3rd, 2012
MzDebbieFields
#TooTrue #PleaseRemindThem
May 3rd, 2012
MzDebbieFields
I'm a woman and I think that girl in the second pic can get it! LMAOOOO
May 3rd, 2012
krystllyght
"…some boney girls who will make you feel like you’re laying in a bed full of butter knives."
You're killing me bro…
That chick in the second pic has legs for days!
May 3rd, 2012
Panamena
"The problem with this mass confusion is the fact that dudes are always on some “I’LL HIT THAT” type-sh*t with women they THINK are THICK that are actually BIG GIRLS [a combination of thick with a little extra cute fluffiness to her]"
PREACH! Some people really don't understand what thick is.
May 3rd, 2012
SMilez_920
lol i know I'll take a thick 7 before a long snake garden 9
May 3rd, 2012
pe.riche.
Think another point that's important to make, is that he can't be afraid to get in there! Being with a big girl requires some level of dominance, and he can't be timid or coy.
May 3rd, 2012
Nadine
OMG where do you come up with this stuff??? I spilled my beloved morning coffee all over my WHITE shirt!!!
I can imagine its not too different for a woman with a BIG guy!! lol
May 3rd, 2012
ProcGirl
So true and on point LOL
May 3rd, 2012
Candice
I was ready to hear some kind of offensive, insulting commentary about big girls, but I was pleasantly surprised. Kudos to you Lincoln!! All of this is very true for me, especially us big girls being tighter. I had one guy say that I was tighter than his ex girlfriend, who was 100 lbs and 5'2".
May 3rd, 2012
ChloeRayne516
Welllllll *ChurchVoice*
May 3rd, 2012
ChloeRayne516
You a fool for this post..
You Killin Me Right Now.
[the only thing "thick" on Precious is her eyelids, nigga she's built like a Ford F150].
lmaooooooo
"if she asks you to slap her ass you can’t just give it a little tap – nigga you need to swing like you’re in a wordstarhiphop fight,"
Dead-n Buried
May 3rd, 2012
NurseJilly
Right!!
May 3rd, 2012
Quita
RIP Mia Amber Davis (First "thick" girl photo)
May 3rd, 2012
MistaHarsh
I was waiting for the punchline at the end. Funny…Big girls are definitely a different experience and you can get hooked on them – but you have to have ample curves. Its a little upsetting if a big girl lacks upfront. But thats me
May 3rd, 2012
ATLienSince82
I was bummed out the whole week when I heard she passed….most beautiful big girl I've seen
May 3rd, 2012
ATLienSince82
Y'all up north ninjas is on some BS! We been loving big females down hurr in tha south since forever and yawl called us bamas cause we like our women deep fried thick lol
May 3rd, 2012
ATLienSince82
Don't let them big gurls trap you!! They will hook you with their cute faces and sexy curves and break your heart in a second!
May 3rd, 2012
ATLienSince82
Damnn you just gonna call out dudes like that huh? lol
May 3rd, 2012
ChloeRayne516
iDied @ deep fried thick.
lmbo
May 3rd, 2012
ATLienSince82
You just made a lot of men breath a sigh of relief to hear that!!
May 3rd, 2012
ATLienSince82
You keep torturing me with them fly pics…keep looking hot NightNurse lol
May 3rd, 2012
ATLienSince82
She looks like we can have some hard ass sex and then eat a bucket of Church's chicken together..
Hell, she look like she could cook a nice bucket of chicken
May 3rd, 2012
ATLienSince82
When we gonna see bigger shots so we can tell what you working wit?!
May 3rd, 2012
ATLienSince82
Them dudes usually not from the south doe..
May 3rd, 2012
ATLienSince82
How big are you??
May 3rd, 2012
A Grown Ass Man
So here's the million dollar question to the ladies out there: Do you seriously love dealing with BIG GUYS?
If so, why? And if no, why not??
May 3rd, 2012
krystllyght
Ummmm…why ya'll need to see that? I'll tell ya. I'm not thick and my legs are nowhere near as long as her's.
May 3rd, 2012
Vicky
There is NO way in hell I can deal with a skinny dude – I will break him with my curves!!!!
May 3rd, 2012
NurseJilly
lol.. Thanks I'm blushing:)
May 3rd, 2012
Crystals_Back
I love big guys and its OK if they have a little gut, but they need to be more muscle than fat…
May 3rd, 2012
Crystals_Back
Go' head girlll!! LMAOO
May 3rd, 2012
Crystals_Back
So tru!! Crackhead slim has been en vogue in NYC until the last 15 years or so
May 3rd, 2012
Crystals_Back
Girls with curves must unite!! LMAOO
May 3rd, 2012
Crystals_Back
I like my men thick and muscular…I'm not into scrawny men at all!
May 3rd, 2012
Crystals_Back
So true!!
May 3rd, 2012
Crystals_Back
LOLLLL!!!!!
May 3rd, 2012
Crystals_Back
Anything longer than my cable TV remote or thicker than my forearm is a recipe for pain!!
NO THANKS
May 3rd, 2012
Vicky
I never understood the concept of getting all wet for a HUGE peen! Unless their vags are about the size of a subway tunnel
May 3rd, 2012
Sweet Dreams
Well, I'm neither a big or skinny chick (5'5/160 lbs.)… guess I fall under the "thick" category? But I too prefer men who are built stocky or football build — the key is more muscle than fat (ex: Ice Cube). I like to feel l like a woman and love being wrapped in big bear hugs and feeling the force of his weight against me when hitting from the back lol… skinny dudes can't deliver all that. SN: 8 inches and thick is the perfect peen lol!
May 3rd, 2012
Sweet Dreams
Correction: *I like to feel like a woman ;P
May 3rd, 2012
Crystals_Back
8 inches just sounds painful!! LOL
May 3rd, 2012
Crystals_Back
I think it's more important for him to have great stamina and an ability to make it really passionate…as long as he's not tiny I can work with it LOL
May 3rd, 2012
Sweet Dreams
Awwww LOL…. well whatever floats the boat lol… just like men are different lengths women are different depths. Mind you 8 is the most I can take comfortably, though 7 is ideal but I digress.
May 3rd, 2012
Candice
5'6" and a 15/16
May 3rd, 2012
Crystals_Back
What if he asks for you to deep throat it?? I know I would choke and pass away!! LMAOOO
May 3rd, 2012
Jason H
First real training was with thick chick, so I been trained for combat. lol
May 4th, 2012
Jason H
Nothing worst then a thick one with no breast……. Push up bras are fooling a lot of us.
May 4th, 2012
Jason H
LOL, true true true…. but they are just so pretty, I love them damn chicks….
May 4th, 2012
Jason H
Girl you could be built like a 13 year old girl, but that face a lone would have me chasing yah….
May 4th, 2012
krystllyght
Thanks J.
May 4th, 2012
OOhnana
I am a big girl 5'5, size 16, and I love my tall skinny man. He knows how to handle all of dis…lol
May 5th, 2012
short n sexxy
Im 4'11 size 15/16
AND THICK IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES
May 7th, 2012
lashundria johnson
i a thick girllllllll
May 7th, 2012
Charlene
Thanks!!
May 9th, 2012
Soulful Sultry
LMAO RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!
May 9th, 2012
niesha
AMEN GOTDAMN!!!!
May 10th, 2012
World Peace
Most big gurls vagina are not deep…most 95% of big gurls i had cant take it
May 15th, 2012
word peace
6'7" 300+ no big gurl scares me
May 15th, 2012
shawn
men neec to be more attentive during sex point blank!
May 15th, 2012
MochaLette
I LOVED THIS ARTICLE!! ROFLMAO!! <3 *big and sexy*
May 15th, 2012
Snake
You know what, not being amongst the heavily endowed I love making love to thick girls. Some women need 8, 9 or more inches and I can't help them. A thick girl that wants someone to make love to her are the girls I look for. Some women, regardless of their size need a "big one". happy for you sister girl and sorry I can't help. Thick girls that treasure intimacy and love making as opposed to sexing are the best because when they wrap their big arms and legs around you and quiver with pleasure it's like Xmas morning. I say you've never made love umtil you've been enveloped in the arms of a big girl.
May 16th, 2012
Tinx
Whoa whoa Please Do Not sleep on the skinny men. I've had some in my day and the ones I had gave it to me right. And they were packin just what I needed, lasted as long as I needed, and kept me wanting more
May 17th, 2012
Tinx
Size doesn't matter as long as you know what you're doin and not try to make up for where you lack by eating it for like 8 hours lol
May 17th, 2012
Tinx
The trick to knowing if it's a push up bra is lookin for the curve of the breast around the top. If it kinda sinks or lays flat then it's a push up- but no need for push ups over here. Tits for days
May 17th, 2012
Hiram
I agree. I love the body on the 2nd girl. I'm a man. It sounds to me like whoever wrote this article is insecure about his abilities. I do think some dudes go too far calling some unhealthy over weight women thick when it's really fat. But I love thick women and skinny or slim women. Long as she aint bonny she can be petite. Fine is Fine and it aint no one type of fine. I can please em all!
May 17th, 2012
Bobby M
Maybe it's me, but I don't understand what the problem is? The size of a woman on the outside means nothing to me, it's the size of her heart that turns me on….this might be an out-dated idea, but it works for me.
May 18th, 2012
fine thicklikeGumbo
Giggles I'm LOVING IT!!!! BIG FINEASS BB
May 18th, 2012
PrettyNatuREAL
I soooooo agree with this article. I stand 6' tall, and have never been (nor care to be) a skinny chick! My question is, why can't these men talking live in Oklahoma. We need men who can handle all of this love! LOL
May 18th, 2012
amber
You were truly sent from up above!!
May 18th, 2012
Epiphany77718
Loved this article. I was dying the whole way thru. Too funny, but so true.
May 19th, 2012
kenny
All things I have and will do ….never turn down that beautifull thick, big bounty body ..love them girls.
May 19th, 2012
Eric
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THE VAGINA, ITS ALL THE SAME….
May 21st, 2012
Roberto Raymon
Alicia Keys (before the baby) was thick as hell. Don't be fooled by music videos and performances of her at that damn Piano… She's small from the waist up, but from the hips down to them damn ankles… she's thick as shit!! Like 12-14 THYCK!!
May 23rd, 2012
Shemmi
I have a question….so what size is considered BBW and what size would be considered THICK?? I really need to know this from the guys….now some of the ladies tell me its sz 14 and up for a BBW and between a 10-12 for a THICK woman…..I am a size 12-14….i am small up top and very curvy in the hips, ass and legs department….sooo fellas tell me something, cuz i need to know! Please and thank ya!!
May 23rd, 2012
Shemmi
Roberto, that is what I am, I am in no ways a skinny chic, or even small (except in height…lol), I am just trying to figure this one out….lol…I do not want to associate the wrong size with the wrong person, I like to address and be addressed correctly…lol
May 23rd, 2012
Momo
The woman in the blue dies last year to complications in a medical procedure….
Not funny at all….
May 23rd, 2012
HerCommonSense
Whose making fun of her death you fucking douchebag?
May 23rd, 2012
.Pretty Kitty
LOL. U just made my day. All is actual and factual. Pay attention fella"s get ur game right!!! Now where are the real men at?? LOL
May 23rd, 2012
Raheem
One thing that goes with all that too,is passion.If you are a lover of the more to love sister,be passionate,love it all,from head to toe and places in between,go in like Nathan Drake in them Uncharted areas,make her shake,go deep,long,hard,fast and make it last,smack that and rub it.Lock it and Rock it,lol.I'm built for a big girl anyday!!!
May 23rd, 2012
Romeo D Knight aka Lateef
I love ‘em thick and shapely, curvy and busty
May 23rd, 2012
carlito
Who told the big women that all men are trying to.please them? Most men wanna hit it and leave..
May 23rd, 2012
Diesel
Yes the sista in the second picture I would be on like white on rice. Dammmmmmmmmmmn
May 24th, 2012
Diesel
Im gone head and save that pic. lolol
May 24th, 2012
Leggs
dern, i need to gain weight then!
May 24th, 2012
cool
Preach to who you can reach lol
May 24th, 2012
allesharris
I love passion! Motivation
May 24th, 2012
Bobina
That's not always the case… that you can't be fully satisfied. It depends on the nani and peni…. if they fit well, it be had!
May 25th, 2012
Bobina
You're getting with the wrong girls!
May 25th, 2012
Bobina
I think I just fell in love!
May 25th, 2012
Bobina
I say why worry about labels? If you got something going on – you got it goin ON no matter how tall, short, thick or fat you might be…. Some dudes are gonna dig it – others are not. Just like you're gonna dig some dudes and not others. Just work what you got!
May 25th, 2012
Jennifer
Absolutely true!
May 25th, 2012
Naomi
I'm a bit offended by this article. I personally am sick of the debate over "THICK". It seems like "thick" is the acceptable term for those that definitely do no qualify as skinny but there some cut off point that graduates a person to FAT. I'm like, "So what FAT, does that not qualify for loving and being viewed as SEXY"?
If you read the dictionary the definition of thick is "anything NOT thin" so therefore this WOULD include Precious! Labels are sickening when used for the pure purpose of discriminating, period point blank. I am a BIG girl, not thick by the definition put forth in this article but I'm a sexy mf **like Prince** I'm 5'11"" and definitely tip the scale way over 200 lbs.
I have never desired, nor do I EVER aspire to being skinny. I like being BIG. When I say I'm FAT I mean it positively as meaning it's TRUE. The men I've dated always felt a need to correct that description by saying, "Naw you not FAT, you're THICK" As, though THICK was somehow a better label than FAT. As if FAT falls in the category of being undeserved of love and lust or sexy. I call it what it is. BUCK THAT! I'm sexy and I KNOW IT!
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May 27th, 2012
BrownSugaBabe
This article deserves a STANDING OVATION!!! I was just having this discussion with my sister yesterday and this morning she found this article!!! Honey, I’m Big, Brown, Bold and Beautiful (and I’m a BEAST in the kitchen!!!) So glad I had the opportunity to read this….like my disclaimer states “This ain’t for the weak!! Go HARD or Go Tha Hell Home!!!”
To all my BIG GIRLS: REPRESENT!!
May 27th, 2012
@FeministaJones
First… RIP Mia Amber, the model whose image you used. Might have been nice to add that…. she died rather suddenly and tragically and a lot of us were hurt by her passing.
I weighed in on this last year on my blog, as a big woman myself. http://knobslobbingfeminism.com/blog/big-girl-lov…
Interesting, I've never heard men actually own up to the fact that one of the main reasons they shy away from big girls is cuz they know their dicks can't handle us.
Good job.
May 30th, 2012
lincolnanthonyblades
Thanks for reading!
Jun 1st, 2012
aaron ford
i know for a fact that i love to fuck women with asses ranging from 60 inches or larger i havent experienced any tightness in their pussies yet im not doubting the fact that they are tight but i havent experienced it yet. for the most part ironically my women have been pretty limber which makes positioning a non-factor. one chick weighed 301 lbs and could hit a split.
Jun 2nd, 2012
Sunshine
LOVE IT!
Jun 14th, 2012
Shay
I think being thick is about the shape more than just the pants size. If you have nice size thighs, a** and small waste then I would think that would be "thick" because you can be a size 10 -12 on the bottom and look like someone placed the top half on there…. thats BMW ( Body made wrong)! But if you look at women who are HWP.. than I would think for the average looking woman thick would be 14-18 if shaped right. Anything above that is no longer thick. 10-12 is really small unless they have that banging shape.. I really think its the shape that makes a woman thick.. I am always called thick and I am size 14 but I am 5'8 and small waste and big hips..
Jun 18th, 2012
SHARKY
Mann.. I've gotten two back surgeries n one shoulder..I'm still bringing it..u can't do that with them boney honey's..LOL! From (!) To (()) dasa big girl 4ya!
Jun 18th, 2012
tertle
Maybe next time use a model who did not succumb to fluffiness…
Jun 18th, 2012
Juwanda
Can you hold some seminars, because some of these men don’t k ow what to do with it!!
Jun 18th, 2012
Dianne
aww thats so sweet of you to say and think!! I am a big big girl and I love when men can appreciate us big girls and realize what a treasure we really are
just wanted to say thank you for your sweet words and much love to you!
Dianne Rivers
Aug 23rd, 2012
Terry Wehr
I really wanted to read your article but the use of the "N" word really turned me off. No matter how you spell it, what you can say it means when you say it, it has but one meaning and was intended for one purpose and your making it happen. Please refrain from using the "N" word, thanks.
Aug 23rd, 2012
Certified Gaboi
First & foremost I commend the author on bringing light to this subject.While also addding humor.I've always been in love with plus-size,thick,phat,fat or whoever you choose to put it.I stand 6 ft even & weigh a buck-65.After many years of trial & error,I'm fairly confident in my ability to handle my business..Truly the goal is to focus on taking your time & doing it right.At least thatz how its done in the South.XOXOXO…TO ALL THE QUEENS(NON-SKIINNY THAT IS)
Aug 25th, 2012
Kelly Glover
I love this and re-posted!
Sep 27th, 2012
Chantay
Highly entertaining and so true!!!
Oct 4th, 2012
BBWDiva7
You’re so on it. I’ve been lucky enough to be hooking up w/ a 1/2 Puerto Rican 6″5′ green eyed fit childhood friend for the past 6 months & clearly he read this article because this Caribbean mami is fully satisfied every time.
Dec 12th, 2012
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