If You Really Want To Make A Woman WET, TRYING To Be A Gentleman Is The WRONG Move

Please take a long, hard look at the photo above – and really take in how much BULLSH*T is being propagated within it. Look, as much as I am required by law to occasionally go IN on women in the name of truth and honesty, there is one thing I have to give women unequivocal props for: Women are character-analysis experts. A woman can spot inauthenticity in a man’s approach from a MILLION miles away and although they don’t always call the dude on it, it DOES play a HUGE role in her level of attraction to him. So now there is a NEW play that’s gaining FAR too much momentum in these streets: Playing the “classic gentlemen” – because apparently these dudes out here feel that ACTING like a Mad Man character is the new, streamlined road to the vagina.

Now some of you reading this are thinking I’m far off base with my assertion that PLAYING gentlemen is what’s hot in the streets, but I promise you that there are FAR too many young men being lead down this frowsy road of deceit. Case in point:

Exhibit "A"

Exhibit "B"

And anything THIS dude posts:

Such as:

Women get raped because they don't respect themselves? Oh really?! I thought it was because of RAPISTS

Understand that ALL of the above actions, no matter HOW innocuous, are all done to gain brownie points towards receiving access to a woman’s inner thighs. It’s like playing World of Warcraft and realizing you need to gain more experience points so you level up inside a woman’s vagina.

But there’s something that these idiots REALLY don’t understand: Women are HIP to your game – and ACTING like a gentleman was NEVER the key to a woman’s nani EVER, at ANY point in history. So let me quickly explain why TRYING to be a gentleman is not only LAME but it’s a ridiculous method to use to attract new nani:

1) Inauthenticity Is A HUGE Turn Off To Women

If there’s one thing I know about women, nothing will dry a vagina up faster than her catching you DEAD in the act of trying to be something you simply are NOT. Women would rather gravitate to an authentic douchebag than an inauthentic gentleman. The second she catches wind of your ACT [which will take the average women 6.7 seconds into the initial conversation] she’s already gonna be thinking of an exit plan while you sit there thinking you’re soaking her panties with your witty, nice guy act. Despite his good and bad characteristics, men with the strength to refuse to put on an act, are the men women tend to feel the most.

2) Being A Gentleman Is Not About “Playing Nice” 

Whenever dudes TRY to act like a gentleman, they feel they must get their chivalry on, and start being all soft and agreeable and straight-up vanilla – but that is NOT being a gentleman – that’s just being a p*ssy. Being a gentleman is about being honourable, respectful and, very importantly, a MAN. My father is a gentleman and it’s evident in the way he carries himself, but that doesn’t mean he lives by some F*^KED-UP code on “How to play nice and not offend anyone” because that’s complete BS.

Yes, gentlemen DO get nani – but they do so because they aren’t TRYING to be a gentleman, they are just being themselves. Which brings me to my next point:

3) TRYING To Be Anything Other Than YOURSELF Is The Wrong Move To Get NANI

This will sound corny as sh*t, but here goes: Within EVERY MAN lies some skill and character that can get him women. Go out and chase your friggin dreams, be excellent at whatever field of work you do, or go hard at just being who you are, whether you’re a sarcastic, Star Wars watching douche or a shy, introverted chess player, BELIEVE ME, there are a crowd of women out there who will DIG you. So STOP thinking you have to act and talk like the gentleman you’re NOT just to get some ass.

This Is Your Conscience

When Lincoln Anthony Blades is not writing for his controversial and critically acclaimed blog ThisIsYourConscience.com, he can be found contributing articles for Uptown Magazine. Lincoln wrote the hilarious and insightful book "You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer: How To Stop Letting Love Kick Your Ass". He is also a public speaker who has sat on panels all over North America and the Caribbean.

13 Comments

  1. lincolnanthonyblades

    06/07/2012 at 2:19 AM

    Ladies & Gentlemen, Do You Think MOST Women Can Quickly Spot A Man Who Is Just PLAYING A Character Instead Of Being His Real Self?!

  2. Zondie

    06/07/2012 at 5:24 AM

    your article, as always, is on point. the only exception is your comment on the opening photo. Being (it has to be within your nature) a gentleman Will get you pussy… But as you laid out your case through out the rest of article, pretending gets you nowhere fast.

    • The_Mad_HATER

      06/07/2012 at 2:06 PM

      thugs been stealing gentlemens puss since the beginning of time!

  3. den

    06/07/2012 at 9:20 AM

    this is insane shit. why would i be someone's chair or literally let a person walk all over me? you have two feet, stand just like everyone else without a seat. if you want to lean on me, that's cool. if a seat becomes free, i'll try to grab it for you. maybe you may sit on my lap. gap you can't get over? stretch a littel bit. still don't think you can do it? fine. i'll carry you. but i will not degrade myself for you.

    • NurseJilly

      06/07/2012 at 9:48 AM

      That is the response of a real "gentleman"… You are willing to go the distance without being a bitch. Good for you!! This is what women find attractive. If a man ever lay down for me to walk on him I would be turned all the way off.

      • The_Mad_HATER

        06/07/2012 at 2:03 PM

        jill you know youre the only woman who would come and keep it real about that!!

    • The_Mad_HATER

      06/07/2012 at 2:03 PM

      its hard out here for simps!!

  4. NurseJilly

    06/07/2012 at 9:57 AM

    I can spot that corny sh*t a mile away. I've never been the type of woman that likes a man reading me poetry or crying @ baby commercials. (I'm fine with emotion when the situation calls for it!!!)

    I like a "MAN" I don't have any desire to be with someone who degrades himself for my benefit because the moment you do my chastity belt is ON.

    • The_Mad_HATER

      06/07/2012 at 2:04 PM

      you need to email that statement around to your girls!!

  5. Jazz

    06/07/2012 at 10:02 AM

    Hmmph…I think we’ve just become so accustom to how fucked up men really are that of course we would find gentlemen like behavior uncomfortable…but I do agree with being completely turned off by FAKING it.

    • The_Mad_HATER

      06/07/2012 at 2:04 PM

      most gentlemen are faking that shit anyways!!

  6. MzDebbieFields

    06/07/2012 at 2:17 PM

    Being sexy gets a man the pussy!

  7. robb sullivan

    06/08/2012 at 8:34 PM

    Real G's are themselves.

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