If You’re Looking For A Good Man – STOP Bragging About How Your PUM-PUM “TUN UP”

OF COURSE she's wife material - she can QUINT it..

As I get older, and slightly more disgusted and disconnected with new urban music and culture, I’ve noticed one troubling shift in the what a lot of ratchet female artists are propagating and what equally, ratchet female listeners are repeating and believing. In my days, women like Lil Kim, Foxy Brown and Lady Saw existed to let niggas know that there are women out there that can OUTF*^K them. So, if you think you are a bedroom bully, just WAIT until you buck up with one of these freaks because they will turn your ass OUT. But I’m noticing that’s not the message anymore – the message nowadays trends more towards “I got a platinum p*ssy which makes me WIFE material!” Ugh, b*tch are you crazy?

This rant was inspired by a vlog I just watched by my fellow Bajan blogger Babbzy who essentially stated that women need to stop asking WHY they don’t have a Cliff Huxtable-esque man in their frowsy-life while they are going into dancehalls dressed like scallywags, dutty-wining on the nasty ass floor. Well ladies, let me explain something about GOOD [high-quality] men: They don’t give a flying F*^K how good your p*ssy is, and by promoting it, all you are doing is devaluing yourself in their eyes and guaranteeing they won’t ever have anything to do with your ass.

Yes ladies you heard me right: In quantifying WIFE material, good men don’t give a F*^K how good your nani is. See, good men are out there searching for good women, and while tight, wet, eye-crossing nani is a dime a dozen these days, qualities like class, self-respect, intelligence, common-sense, ambition, dignity, class, grace, refinement, versatility, broughtupcy [consult a West Indian if you are unsure what that means], decorum, poise, tact and spiritual awareness are so rare and hard to find, that THOSE have become the features of wife material in 2012. Too many women are imitating Nicki Minaj, and not enough are simply embodying Claire Huxtable – so when we come across a Claire, the elasticity of her vaginal walls does NOT become a primary concern.

Let me repeat it again, just in case someone didn’t hear me: When it comes to WIFE material, good men don’t give a F*^K how good your nani is, and hears the main reason why: A good man [mentally, emotionally and PHYSICALLY aware] understands that the one trait a woman can have to completely OVERRIDE a woman with a tun-up pum-pum is sexual open-mindedness. That’s right, a good man will look right past your frowsy, spread-eagled crotch, to find a Claire Huxtable – who is open to exploring her freaky side like Jada Fire or Bella Moretti.

95% of the best sex a man has EVER had, he’s had with a good woman who he loved – but it doesn’t start out that way. Ask any dude about the love of his life and he will tell you the sex ONLY got better – because she was open to learn and adapt to what he liked and vice versa. Her pump-pum may NOT have been tun up at the start but it damn sure got better with time.

So ladies, before you update your next Facebook/Twitter/BBM or Tumblr status to how lethal your nani is, just take a second and REALLY evaluate WHO that message is TRULY going to appeal to – cause it’s not the type of man YOU are trying to settle down with – or who’s even interested in settling down with YOU.

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When Lincoln Anthony Blades is not writing for his controversial and critically acclaimed blog ThisIsYourConscience.com, he can be found contributing articles for Uptown Magazine. Lincoln wrote the hilarious and insightful book "You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer: How To Stop Letting Love Kick Your Ass". He is also a public speaker who has sat on panels all over North America and the Caribbean.

46 Comments

  1. lincolnanthonyblades

    06/19/2012 at 4:33 AM

    Ladies & Gentlemen, I Think It's Fair To Say That A Lot Of Us Have Sex With Someone BEFORE We Get Into A Committed Long-Term Relationship With Them – So With That Said, How Important Is The INITAL Sex To You In Order For You To Keep Dating Them [Considering They Have Everything Else On Lock]?

    Also, If You Don't Believe In Having Sex BEFORE You Are In A Committed Relationship, Explain Why And What Are Some Of The Pros & Cons Of Doing Things That Way In Your Opinion?

  2. mena

    06/19/2012 at 5:15 AM

    Wait a minute?!? So acting and dressing like Nicki Minaj won't get me a husband?!? D@MN! Social media has hurt a lot of people. Before, you could keep your ratchetness down and show it with only a select few people. Now, bc of twitter, Facebook, TMZ, etc, it is placed on full blast. This post is the truth–it's just sad that it even has to be written.

  3. pe.riche.

    06/19/2012 at 7:01 AM

    I agree with the comment above. It IS a shame that this had to be written. And what's worse, I'm afraid many still won't heed the message.

    You're suppose to be a LADY in the streets and a freak in the bed. NOT a freak every d*mn where you go. Everything ain't everybody's business.

  4. MistaHarsh

    06/19/2012 at 7:55 AM

    That last picture had me cracking up. I'm glad this post followed up the last post. On a good man's top ten must haves list good nani is on the bottom or not even on it at all. Its not about the sexual history its about if you see this person progressing with you through all your life changes.

    like I said before you're going to be older a lot longer than you will be younger.

  5. single black mother and dating

    06/19/2012 at 9:29 AM

    For me sex is VERY important, and I would have to pass on a "good" man if we are not sexually compatible. There is nothing like being in a sexually frustrating relationship where you are not evenly yoke, where once a week is good for him and you need it more.. He does not have to be a porn star in the bedroom, but he must be able to satisfy me. A healthy sexual relationship is as important as everything else.

  6. Vicky

    06/19/2012 at 10:20 AM

    Ladies & Gentlemen, I Think It's Fair To Say That A Lot Of Us Have Sex With Someone BEFORE We Get Into A Committed Long-Term Relationship With Them – So With That Said, How Important Is The INITAL Sex To You In Order For You To Keep Dating Them [Considering They Have Everything Else On Lock?

    4 words – Gotta try everything twice!

  7. Anton

    06/19/2012 at 2:26 PM

    Honestly sexual compatibility is important and having a pom pom that tun up, quintable, or Slurpee or what ever else dem does call it these days is an asset that as a man I sure as hell can appreciate. But at the end of the day ladies when you when you step out looking all ratchet and shit what image are you projecting and what am I supposed to be paying attention to? you the person with a personality, feelings and emotions or the poom that your exposing to everyone and rubbing all over the floor i just stepped on? But wait showing off the poom is supposed to be ok rite because how else is your perspective husband supposed to know you can pick small bits of lint off the floor with it…..
    See the sad thing so many women are forgetting is when you do that and you behave like that you lose the main elements that will draw a man of worth's attention to you. you lose your individuality, personality, allure and your appeal and you reduce yourself to just another dime a dozen chick that mite be good for a quickie if that much….And in a world where its hard enough to get people to see you for who you are as a person and not for your body, social status, material assets, etc… I have no idea why you would want to misrepresent yourselves so badly.
    When you show everything you have and all the lil tricks you can do that just means there is nothing special left for me, nothing for my eyes only because after last night at the club any and everyone knows about that grade A tattoo on you left butt cheek. But hey that's just the way I see it

  8. China

    06/19/2012 at 3:33 PM

    "When you show everything you have and all the lil tricks you can do that just means there is nothing special left for me, nothing for my eyes only because after last night at the club any and everyone knows about that grade A tattoo on you left butt cheek. "

    Glad to know that they are men that are able to have this thought process.

    Women are taught from a young age that they have to compete for a man. For these ladies this is their arena. They take it a step to far with trying to outdo each other. They let themselves get drawn out and loose themselves.
    They are lost in the competition and don't realize what they are actually competing for. A bunch of losers.

  9. DatchikMalix

    06/19/2012 at 8:22 PM

    what does it even MEAN for ones pumpum to be "Tun Up"??? it sounds like a procedure and dangerous…
    …i choose life.

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  12. Raven

    10/23/2015 at 7:08 PM

    Yaaas!!! Broughtupcy!!! I haven't heard that since dating my Jamaican Ex..I fuc*ing love this blog. Lincoln, you have a fan for life.

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