Not 20 minutes after the flight lands, it's time to get it in...
I’m no relationship counsellor, but I have enough intimate and extensive experience in long distance relationships to get a PH.d. on how they work. Being in a long distance relationship is one of the greatest explorations of your true intrinsic character, because to successfully operate in one, you need to be PATIENT as hell, TRUSTING as hell and RESILIENT as hell to deal with the few ups and the many, many, many, many, MANY DOWNS of this type of romance. But there is ONE feature of long distance relationships that makes the time, space and distance ALL worthwhile in one intense-ass moment of overt sensuality – REUNION SEX.
If you’re celibate you won’t understand or agree with what I’m about to say, but for the REST of the grown ass adults reading this, we KNOW that sex is an EXTREMELY important part of a relationship. Yes, we know that the emotional, mental and spiritual connections are ALL very important too, but at the end of the day sometimes you just need someone to hug you, kiss you, caress you – and then F*^K the shit out of you.
It’s hard as hell [no pun intended] for a man to be in a long distance relationship because any healthy man is going to sleep thinking about his girl and waking up harder than advanced economics the next morning – but his woman is nowhere near to him. It’s just as difficult for a woman to be in a long distance relationship because her pillows, toys and shower head can only go so far until she desperately craves her man’s soft tongue between her t*tties and his long, hard richard between her thighs. ESPECIALLY, if they have a good sex life, full of mind-blowing sex and squirtastic multiple orgasms.
So like any smart [and HORNY] long distance couple, you engage in technology that can help you bridge the gap. You start having Skype sex, and FaceTime sex, and sexting nasty pics for each other to masturbate to and have phone sex at all hours of the night, reminiscing on how much you enjoyed F*^KING them and what you are gonna do to them the next time you see them. Everyday you keep pushing the boundaries of your freakiness just to find ways to satisfy yourself knowing that your lover is too far to do it for you.
So finally the day comes when you get to meet up in person – and the second you see them all the feelings and deep emotions surge through you to know they are back in your arms. But then you embrace and lock lips and your mind goes straight to the damn gutter – you want SEX. And this is where REUNION sex comes in. This is the sex that a long distance couple engages in after being separated for an extended period of time – and it’s THE SH*T.
It is INCREDIBLE because her nani gets wetter than it’s ever been, knowing that she is about to feel every inch and every vein of his richard stroke the cum right out of her. It is AMAZING because her nipples are more sensitive than they ever been at the thought of his tongue running all over them and gently nibbling on them. She can barely control herself because she’s so excited to feel him inside of her and he’s trying to maintain his cool after finally remembering what it feels like to have her nani cream all over his fingers and tongue. He finally remembers how tight and wet she is when he begins to stroke her long and deep. And they both realize that those long-weeks/months of technological-dependence has expanded their freak-levels beyond measure.
They now want to try positions they never tried before and do freak-sh*t they never thought they would ever do before. The sex use to be PG-13, but now salad’s are getting tossed like it’s Hells Kitchen. But what’s even better is the fact that they can’t get enough of one another. Putting clothes on and doing regular activities becomes ten times more difficult because the second they think they are done, one look can have him hard again or have her panties soaked.
If you are in a long distance relationship or contemplating being in one, I hope this gives you a little something you can look forward to.
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32 Comments, Comment or Ping
lincolnanthonyblades
Ladies & Gentlemen, Have You Ever Had Reunion Sex?! Do You Think It's Overrated Or Underrated??
Jul 5th, 2012
AfrikanQueen
Linc you aint NEVA lie!!! Guess who's returning to ATL next week after a year in Norway??? I. CAN'T. WAIT. TO. PUT. IT. ON. HIM. He doesn't know what's waiting for him *fans self*
Jul 5th, 2012
petersburgh
I never had and wouldn't want a long distance relationship so I can't rate it . However, after not seeing your significant other for a week because they're studying for an exam or they took a short trip overseas, you really want to break the house down when they return so I can only imagine after a year and some what they would do.
Jul 5th, 2012
Yolanda
I'm currently experiencing the Long Distance thing right now and this article is right-on-point! It's literally the best sex I ever had and it all starts with the anticipation of what to come and the no-holds barred attitude from the both of us!
Jul 5th, 2012
lincolnanthonyblades
You're Going Back To Visit Or Live?!
Jul 5th, 2012
lincolnanthonyblades
That Anticipation Can Be The Best Part!
Jul 5th, 2012
lincolnanthonyblades
Exactly How I Feel Now About Long Distance Relationships.
Jul 5th, 2012
Vicky
Hubby sent me away for my bday with my girl (it didn't work out for him unfortunately with work). One week, all inclusive trip. Let me tell you, I was dying! I'm sure he was as well! Not just sexually, but his smell, his arms, his cooking….everything!! The day I came back, it was over…..we didn't leave the house for about 2 days straight. I feel the time away really improved us as a couple. So to answer the question, it's not over rated especially when your head over heels for that person
Jul 5th, 2012
NurseJilly
Sounds exciting!!
Jul 5th, 2012
Amanda Scott
Congratulations! Don't break his hip! LOL
Jul 5th, 2012
Amanda Scott
All that after just one week??? You guys must be sore all the time lol
Jul 5th, 2012
ATLienSince82
Don't be keeping me and wifey up all night or I'mma call the cops lol
Jul 5th, 2012
Vicky
Neither one of us is complaining!
Jul 5th, 2012
cyn cyn
I am currently in a long distances as well and i do say the sexual reunion is quite exciting.. I remember my man coming to visit me for a week and we had full blown sex- reuinon every night till he left. The best part about it, is that our emotional bond was the most intense. the heart does grow fonder.
Jul 5th, 2012
ATLienSince82
How far away are yawl?
Jul 5th, 2012
Lydia
I'm in a Long Distance Relationship and I have to say the sex is really amazing. I remember one time when I picked him up from the airport we had to pull over near a airport hotel park in the parking lot and just went at it. It would be so much easier though if he wanted to Sext or have phone sex. he's such a prude about that. He doesn't find that hot whatsoever and ask what is the point although even without that when it comes to seeing me and when it comes to reunion sex he doesn't hold back. Anyone know ways to help him feel more comfortable with that I've never done that before either but it would be interesting to see what happens.
Jul 5th, 2012
Crystals_Back
Um, you should tell him keeping you satisfied is the point and he shouldn't be a selfish asshole!
Jul 5th, 2012
Lydia
How do you even start on something like that anyway? I have no clue how to sext or have phone sex so how can I make him want to try when I have no clue what to do. Everything else he's willing to try but the idea of sexting, phone sex, skype sex etc. He just seems turned off from the idea of it. I'm willing to try just to see if it can make the long distance sexual tension a little bit easier.
Jul 5th, 2012
Crystals_Back
It's easy…just don't over think it, because what makes it sexy is that it's so natural and you are letting your inhibitions free! It sounds like he is very uptight
Jul 5th, 2012
karma
Yes!! the sex is amazing after being apart for a month! Still don't like being apart that long though…it sux!
Jul 5th, 2012
iluvwhoiluv
Yes Reunion Sex is outstanding!
Jul 6th, 2012
lincolnanthonyblades
I Feel You
Jul 6th, 2012
lincolnanthonyblades
It Sure Is!
Jul 6th, 2012
bellamafia 86
so true, I have been in a long distance relationship and the sex is off the wall! best sex you would ever have, cause every time you look at him, so want him even ore than ever. especially when you only have five days together
Jul 7th, 2012
lincolnanthonyblades
Truth.
Jul 7th, 2012
@LooonMoon
I like this article – never been a long distance thing – but i mean this can be filed under my pro's column if i ever had to make that decision
Jul 9th, 2012
cyn cyn
i would say about 16 hours. new orleans to be exact, i live in texas
Jul 17th, 2012
retrodoll_87
We have been together two years and always had amazing sex- we like if freaky and often! But now he works out of town and is only home for a few days every month in a half. When hes gone we fight like crazy and it gets to be to much. But he just came home and sex was mmmiinnndddd blowwwinnnggg!!!! Everything you wrote is exactly right on and at the end of the day is worth is cuz every encounter is multiple orgasms and sweet soreness!
Sep 9th, 2012
retrodoll_87
I know what you mean- the emotional connection is definately stronger and more tender
Sep 9th, 2012
Jen
My man is down under while I reside in the states. We haven't seen each other in almost a year.
I will have him in my arms in less than a month and my heart and body are counting down the days.
I never thoughtI would ever be in a LDR but has been worth every minute.
Nov 25th, 2012
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