Evelyn & Chad Broke The #1 Rule Of BALLING & GOLD-DIGGING

It was all good just a week ago…

The most hilarious part about the show Basketball Wives is the fact that there are people who actually BELIEVE it’s real. As much as I was hard pressed to accept that reality, I now realize that some folk really think that those TERRIBLE actors and CORNY-ASS scenes are actually an unscripted look into the day-to-day lives of quasi-celebs and D-listers. I mention that because of the DISASTROUS incident that occurred this past weekend where Chad Johnson “allegedly” went Hacksaw Jim Duggan on Evelyn during an argument and head-butted the SH*T out of her, resulting in his arrest. Many people aren’t surprised because of Evelyn’s character on the show, but what they DON’T realize is this is NOT part of “the game”, and Evelyn [in conjunction with Chad’s STUPID-ASS] just broke the FIRST rule of the Baller/Gold-Digger covenant.

So here’s the story [for those of you who DON’T know]: Saturday night Chad & Evelyn went to a restaurant for dinner and when they returned home she found a receipt for a box of condoms in their home. An angry argument ensued and they butted heads leading to a large laceration on Evelyn’s face. The cops came, saw Evelyn and arrested Chad. He says it was an accident, and she says it was intentional and now she’s pressing charges.

For those of you who DON’T remember, about a year ago I posted about the Baller/Gold-Digger Covenant HERE [Ironically based around the show Basketball Wives as my example] which essentially outlines the terms of the deal that rich men make with sexy h0es when they decide to date one another: It is a fair and equitable trade of nani and finance. As long as he keeps providing an exclusive, all-access pass into his wallet, she keeps providing an exclusive, all-access pass into her nani, with a mutual-understanding that they are essentially USING each other, but they are OK with that. It’s how they CHOOSE to live and there’s nothing wrong with that. BUT, this arrangement DOES come with one important rule that is clearly outlined in the Gold-Digger manual: Don’t F*^K-UP the MONEY.

Evelyn SHATTERED this rule TERRIBLY.

Now understand, I think Chad Ochocinco is an ASSHOLE, a DOUCHEBAG and an IDIOT, for his role in this. What kinda STUPID-ass, Tiger Woods mistake is leaving a condom box receipt in your car? If Chad had ANY damn-sense, he wouldn’t have let things get to the point where he puts his hands [or forehead] on her. Because he has NO PRIORS, I will wait until ALL the facts come out before I call him a B*tch-ass nigga, but for now, I will say he reacted POORLY whether he harmed her intentionally or unintentionally.  But this whole incident has led the Miami Dolphins [who recently offered Chad a “last chance” contract after being cut by the Patriots a few months ago] to RELEASE him – leaving his ENTIRE football career and financial well being hanging in the balance. He F*^KED UP the MONEY.

Chad SHATTERED this rule TERRIBLY.

Here’s my main point: In this covenant, money is the lifeblood of the relationship, and when that is STALLED, the relationship is adversely affected, so the bylaws dictate you do EVERYTHING to avoid damaging the BALLER’S income.  Why Evelyn just didn’t put him on a nani-time-out and charge a new Maybach to his credit card, I will never know. Why Chad didn’t just walk out the house and go get some side-p*ssy while she cools off, I will never know. But I do know that Chad will pretty much be done in the NFL after commissioner Roger Goodell hands down his punishment, and then Evelyn & Chad will HAVE to reunite and hope they can interest people in a reality show featuring them, because if not, she’s gonna end up taking Chad’s broke-ass to court and end up with only getting half of a playstation 3 and some faded cross-colour jeans.

Good job IDIOTS.

This Is Your Conscience

When Lincoln Anthony Blades is not writing for his controversial and critically acclaimed blog ThisIsYourConscience.com, he can be found contributing articles for Uptown Magazine. Lincoln wrote the hilarious and insightful book "You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer: How To Stop Letting Love Kick Your Ass". He is also a public speaker who has sat on panels all over North America and the Caribbean.

33 Comments

  1. lincolnanthonyblades

    08/13/2012 at 5:31 AM

    Ladies & Gentlemen, Drop Your Thoughts On This Whole Crazy-Ass Scenario??

    • iluvwhoiluv

      08/14/2012 at 12:40 PM

      Yeah, from what I hear, VH1 isn't going to feature the show now.

  2. mena

    08/13/2012 at 6:02 AM

    They seem to deserve each other. I don't know watch the show and I had to look up who Chad Johnson was but once I figured out who they were and from reading blogs who post about them…they deserve each other.

    Arrogance to the point of narcissism will get you no where and being a diva will get you no where. People mistake confidence for diva/arrogance all the time.

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      08/13/2012 at 2:27 PM

      I Can't Even Say They Deserve Each Other, Because Chad Is As CLEAN As A Whistle. No Prior Arrests, No Run-Ins With The Law, No Serious Scandals, No On-The-Field Issues BEFORE Evelyn. All The BS Happened AFTER Her Ass, Because She's A Fucking Train Wreck And He Let "Love" Ruin His Career.

      • mena

        08/13/2012 at 5:35 PM

        You think he loves her? Didn't he have a show to find "love"? His arrogance was on another level before she came on board and she just seemed to magnify it. He was the flame and she was the gasoline.

        • lincolnanthonyblades

          08/13/2012 at 7:41 PM

          He's Always Been A Showman And An Attention Whore, But He's Never Been Volatile And Dangerous.

      • iluvwhoiluv

        08/14/2012 at 12:43 PM

        I have never been too keen on Evelyn…she's just toxic and trifling all the way around.

      • Thx4TheMmrys

        08/15/2012 at 2:36 PM

        Chad Johnson has done this before. Was charged with domestic assault/battery and got probation while he was in college. He assaulted his then girlfriend.

  3. Lady Ngo

    08/13/2012 at 6:09 AM

    I was under the impression that Evelyn was the one in possession of said condom receipt and Chad was questioning her about it. But then again that was when the story first broke so the details may have changed by now. Assuming Chad was the one with the condom receipt, I think Ev shoulda just chilled. She's the one that's been going around saying she's cool with him cheating. If you ain't bout that life, don't pretend to be. Either way, violence is not the answer.

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      08/13/2012 at 2:28 PM

      From My Perspective, I Really Don't Care, Because They KNEW HOw Much They BOTH Have Riding On The Line And They Should Have Been Smart Enough To Not Let It Come To This.

  4. LINDA

    08/13/2012 at 8:37 AM

    Who knows what the hell happened. I mean this is a woman who throws bottles at the heads of other women and runs across conference tables diving on folks. And that's when the cameras are ON her!

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      08/13/2012 at 2:29 PM

      It Really Makes You Wonder How Closely Connected Her On And Off-Screen Personas Truly Are.

      • iluvwhoiluv

        08/14/2012 at 12:43 PM

        Maybe more closely connected that we may think, Linc.

  5. Ren

    08/13/2012 at 10:42 AM

    Violence is not the answer, but I agree with Linda, after seeing her crouching tiger hidden dragon impression, he should of known that life with her would have many difficulties. Non deserving woman are becoming wives solely because of aesthetics and their entertainment quality instead of their values and intellectual qualities-so I have no sympathy for men in the industry that find themselves in these predicaments.Evelyn looks like the type of woman that would claim to be okay with an open relationship (as she allegedly stated on BBW) and be extremely upset when she finds out her partners is actually taking up the offer. If the condom receipt did prove that "cheating" was going on, she was probably upset that it was going on less than 2 weeks after they married in that extravagant ceremony. She probably believed that being "wifed up" officially would deter him from stepping out with other women.

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      08/13/2012 at 2:30 PM

      Evelyn Should Have Been MUCH Smarter Than This Is EVERY Way. She Done Shit Away Everything She HOE'D So Hard For.

  6. Kam

    08/13/2012 at 11:06 AM

    Yeah the Miami dolphins dropped him via twitter.

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      08/13/2012 at 2:29 PM

      And Word On The Street Is He DEFINITELY Ain't Getting Signed By Anyone Else This Year.

  7. ChloeRayne516

    08/13/2012 at 12:19 PM

    I am just wondering "Why She Mad Tho??!!!!!" I mean Evelyn knew the type of man she was marrying, rolling cameras or not Chad has NEVER STOPPED doing him. and she made all types of concessions to get to the alter. Now all of a sudden she feeling like a women scorned. *confused*

    As far as Chad's career and money goes…… I think Evelyn will be out earning him (if she hasn' already) soon enough.

    Chad was wrong for head butting her though!!!!!

    • MistaHarsh

      08/13/2012 at 1:29 PM

      She's mad because the headbutt was off camera. The headbutt would have brought instant ratings. It'd be better than the Eric Williams' chamagne flute shower.

      • lincolnanthonyblades

        08/13/2012 at 2:32 PM

        Ughhhhh I Don't Know About That!

        Eric Had The Best Scene In Reality TV History. He Made A Wine Glass Look Like A Fire Hose.

        • ChloeRayne516

          08/14/2012 at 8:56 AM

          Flat__________lined twice!!!!!

          Ya'll ain't right.

          Lmaoooooo

        • iluvwhoiluv

          08/14/2012 at 12:45 PM

          roflmao

      • ChloeRayne516

        08/14/2012 at 8:55 AM

        Crying!!!!!!!

        Omg

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      08/13/2012 at 2:31 PM

      How Will She Be Out Earning Him?

  8. Vanessa

    08/13/2012 at 1:49 PM

    in all this i feel like her former best friend Jen is laughing at all this ….

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      08/13/2012 at 2:33 PM

      Jen Is STILL Wiping The Appletini Out Her Eyes.

  9. lincolnanthonyblades

    08/13/2012 at 3:00 PM

    • Vicky

      08/13/2012 at 4:08 PM

      #DEAD!!!!!!!!!

    • MistaHarsh

      08/13/2012 at 5:19 PM

      LOL!!!!!

    • TJay

      08/15/2012 at 4:12 AM

      #Flatlined

  10. oshanae

    08/13/2012 at 10:18 PM

    His was on a tight rope in the nfl and they was waiting for him to mess up. In the episode if hbo hardknocks he was dropping fbombs at a press conference and they warned him to watch it. As far as the incident with the receipt the head butt wasnt necessary. At the end of the day i dont feel sorry for neither one them. I feel sorry for their children families cuase they parents are idiots. And by the way VH1. Pulled the rest of their reality show and maybe this will start a trend with networks coming with these bull ish shows

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      08/14/2012 at 12:41 AM

      I Hope So, Because That TV Is Corny And Degrading.

  11. OhhSnapp

    08/15/2012 at 2:28 PM

    I saw a couple of episodes of BBwives and the 1st thing that came to mind when I saw evelyn was "that bitch is ignorant and trifling" This was before Ocho wedded the gold miner and changed his name to Chad. When the head butting incident went media viral. I read reports that Chad excused Ev of head butting him and it's not far fetched from her personality on screen. They do say life imitates art and vice versa.

    She was once married to Antoine Walker until he was reported to had gambled millions away. Is it just me? or did she dissapeared along with Antoine's dollars.

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