Not only did I get caught cheating red-handed, this crazy B*tch ASSAULTED me TOO.
For those of you who don’t know what the HELL I’m talking about, I have been telling many people that I starred in a commercial this week and made my official acting debut – which is hilarious because I’m the FURTHEST thing from a comic or an actor, but hey, if J.Lo can try, why can’t I?!
As I’ve been promoting on this site for weeks, I have been scheduled to speak at the upcoming BATTLE OF THE SEXES event here in Toronto on Sunday, November 4th at the House Of Moments, and I ALSO did the event’s official commercial – and HERE it is [go easy on my acting you jerks - I just lost my on-screen virginity]:
Shout out to my beautiful “wife” [with her ol' lying ass], the event producer Telisha and the film crew Potential Films for the AMAZING HD QUALITY.
For those of you interested in attending the event, you can purchase tickets HERE: http://battleofthesexesto.eventbrite.com
And like I said on Facebook earlier this week:
The funny thing about travelling around North America speaking at events about Sex & Relationships is the fact that the crowd is always PREDOMINANTLY women with A LOT who are VERY Sexy & VERY Single, yet every time I tell men to reach, they ignore me to go holla at Teg-A-Reg girls in frowsy nightclubs. So take this as my warning to y’all dudes out there in Toronto – Save the date NOVEMBER 4th & join me at the Battle Of The Sexes event…OR feel free to spend another night trying to parking lot pimp musty chicks looking like Biz Markie & wondering where the FINE women are at.
This Is Your Conscience
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
lincolnanthonyblades
Ladies & Gentlemen, I would love to see y'all reach this event. If you have any comments or questions, ask below.
Also, I think I'm gonna start writing more of these skits so if you would be interested in acting in some, please let me know.
Oct 19th, 2012
iluvwhoiluv
Oh, Linc, I loved your debut. You definitely should do these skits a lot more often. Too bad I'm not in the local area…. (frowns)
Oct 19th, 2012
NikkiNecole
BUSTED!!! LOL love it & would love to see more skits like this.
Oct 19th, 2012
lincolnanthonyblades
Thanks NikkiNecole..Will Do
Oct 19th, 2012
lincolnanthonyblades
OK I'm feeling a little better about my acting now lol
Oct 19th, 2012
NurseJilly
Loved it!! You did a great job.
If you ever need someone to play the crazy white girl role just holler… lol
Oct 19th, 2012
lincolnanthonyblades
LOL! Will Do!
Oct 19th, 2012
Piscean
GOOD JOB LINC! Keep up the good work!!
I would reach but it sounds like there's not many men there and I already got a pretty good idea what females are saying about relationships…get some more men to come out, na?
Oct 19th, 2012
lincolnanthonyblades
Actually as per our report today more men have bought advanced tickets than women, so our message is working. Gonna be a really great night.
Oct 19th, 2012
bellatrice1
"Sorry, you got the wrong number, I'll call you back!!"
HILARIOUS!! You did well!
Oct 19th, 2012
petersburgh
i thought that part was funny too
Oct 19th, 2012
petersburgh
i soooo wished this show was in June
Oct 19th, 2012
coville123
You were really good! If that was me you wouldn't of had any windows though!
Oct 19th, 2012
lincolnanthonyblades
Thanks! I think I'm gonna do another one of these!
Oct 20th, 2012
lincolnanthonyblades
There may be one in June when you reach tho!
Oct 20th, 2012
lincolnanthonyblades
You woulda gone Jazmine Sullivan huh?!
Oct 20th, 2012
coville123
Definitely!
Oct 21st, 2012
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