My Confessions: I Got Caught CHEATING On My Wife…

Not only did I get caught cheating red-handed, this crazy B*tch ASSAULTED me TOO.

For those of you who don’t know what the HELL I’m talking about, I have been telling many people that I starred in a commercial this week and made my official acting debut – which is hilarious because I’m the FURTHEST thing from a comic or an actor, but hey, if J.Lo can try, why can’t I?!

As I’ve been promoting on this site for weeks, I have been scheduled to speak at the upcoming BATTLE OF THE SEXES event here in Toronto on Sunday, November 4th at the House Of Moments, and I ALSO did the event’s official commercial – and HERE it is [go easy on my acting you jerks – I just lost my on-screen virginity]:

Shout out to my beautiful “wife” [with her ol’ lying ass], the event producer Telisha and the film crew Potential Films for the AMAZING HD QUALITY.

For those of you interested in attending the event, you can purchase tickets HERE:

And like I said on Facebook earlier this week:

The funny thing about travelling around North America speaking at events about Sex & Relationships is the fact that the crowd is always PREDOMINANTLY women with A LOT who are VERY Sexy & VERY Single, yet every time I tell men to reach, they ignore me to go holla at Teg-A-Reg girls in frowsy nightclubs. So take this as my warning to y’all dudes out there in Toronto – Save the date NOVEMBER 4th & join me at the Battle Of The Sexes event…OR feel free to spend another night trying to parking lot pimp musty chicks looking like Biz Markie & wondering where the FINE women are at.

This Is Your Conscience

When Lincoln Anthony Blades is not writing for his controversial and critically acclaimed blog, he can be found contributing articles for Uptown Magazine. Lincoln wrote the hilarious and insightful book "You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer: How To Stop Letting Love Kick Your Ass". He is also a public speaker who has sat on panels all over North America and the Caribbean.


  1. lincolnanthonyblades

    10/19/2012 at 7:18 AM

    Ladies & Gentlemen, I would love to see y'all reach this event. If you have any comments or questions, ask below.

    Also, I think I'm gonna start writing more of these skits so if you would be interested in acting in some, please let me know.

  2. iluvwhoiluv

    10/19/2012 at 10:56 AM

    Oh, Linc, I loved your debut. You definitely should do these skits a lot more often. Too bad I'm not in the local area…. (frowns)

  3. NikkiNecole

    10/19/2012 at 12:00 PM

    BUSTED!!! LOL love it & would love to see more skits like this.

  4. NurseJilly

    10/19/2012 at 2:03 PM

    Loved it!! You did a great job.

    If you ever need someone to play the crazy white girl role just holler… lol

  5. bellatrice1

    10/19/2012 at 7:00 PM

    "Sorry, you got the wrong number, I'll call you back!!"

    HILARIOUS!! You did well!

  6. petersburgh

    10/19/2012 at 7:46 PM

    i soooo wished this show was in June

  7. coville123

    10/19/2012 at 9:39 PM

    You were really good! If that was me you wouldn't of had any windows though!

  8. coville123

    10/21/2012 at 12:40 PM


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