My Confessions: I Got Caught CHEATING On My Wife…

Not only did I get caught cheating red-handed, this crazy B*tch ASSAULTED me TOO.

For those of you who don’t know what the HELL I’m talking about, I have been telling many people that I starred in a commercial this week and made my official acting debut – which is hilarious because I’m the FURTHEST thing from a comic or an actor, but hey, if J.Lo can try, why can’t I?!

As I’ve been promoting on this site for weeks, I have been scheduled to speak at the upcoming BATTLE OF THE SEXES event here in Toronto on Sunday, November 4th at the House Of Moments, and I ALSO did the event’s official commercial – and HERE it is [go easy on my acting you jerks – I just lost my on-screen virginity]:

Shout out to my beautiful “wife” [with her ol’ lying ass], the event producer Telisha and the film crew Potential Films for the AMAZING HD QUALITY.

For those of you interested in attending the event, you can purchase tickets HERE:

And like I said on Facebook earlier this week:

The funny thing about travelling around North America speaking at events about Sex & Relationships is the fact that the crowd is always PREDOMINANTLY women with A LOT who are VERY Sexy & VERY Single, yet every time I tell men to reach, they ignore me to go holla at Teg-A-Reg girls in frowsy nightclubs. So take this as my warning to y’all dudes out there in Toronto – Save the date NOVEMBER 4th & join me at the Battle Of The Sexes event…OR feel free to spend another night trying to parking lot pimp musty chicks looking like Biz Markie & wondering where the FINE women are at.

This Is Your Conscience

When Lincoln Anthony Blades is not writing for his controversial and critically acclaimed blog, he can be found contributing articles for Uptown Magazine. Lincoln wrote the hilarious and insightful book "You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer: How To Stop Letting Love Kick Your Ass". He is also a public speaker who has sat on panels all over North America and the Caribbean.