The One Thing EVERY Man Finds RIDICULOUSLY Sexy During Foreplay

It’s not her cute face, nice eyes, smooth skin or fat ass…but you’re getting close

Yes I’m generalizing y’all and I don’t give a DAMN because I am MORE than right about this as it pertains to the VAST majority of the male gender. Any man with any sense of sexual pride looks forward to foreplay because it’s our chance to turn that sexual tension into real live orgasmic pleasure, yet as much as we love GIVING, it’s also our chance to receive some mind-blowing pleasure and bare witness to one of the SEXIEST visuals any man can ever hope to see a woman do during a sex act.

Ladies, I’m SURE you know how much men look forward to getting our richards deep-throated since we were imagining how damn good it would feel from the second you spotted your glossy-ass lips from WAY across the room before we even talked to you. The visual of your lips wrapped around our manhood slowly, moistly, and gently sucking us is a sight that can bring a tear to a man’s face like he was watching the scene of Ricky getting shot in Boy N The Hood on a constant repeat. THAT is an amazing visual – but that’s NOT the one that all men love that sends us OVER the deep edge (and has some of us busting nuts fast as hell, before the chorus of the first song on our sex mixtape).

So ladies, here it is – the move is called MULTI-TASKING HEAD and it is simply when you squat, lie or sit down, slowly take your man’s richard into your mouth while you stroke it with one hand and then take your other hand and begin rubbing your OWN clit while sucking us off. Ladies, that is the DAMN MOVE RIGHT THERE. No straight, sane man could have ANY objection to seeing that, and when a woman does it with just the right amount of enthusiasm and LUST, it’s bar-none one of the sexiest things a man can ever see.

See, growing up from a boy to a man, we mature sexually very quickly (we have to) and one thing that most BOYS notice is that the head they get can sometimes be very uninspiring because the poor girl is just learning. As we get older, the head does get better as older woman are more well-practiced, but even still every now and then you can run into a girl who gives you PITY-head, or “fine I will do it just this once” head, which still feels good, but doesn’t warm-over our souls because it feels like we are begging and forcing it to be sexy. But when you meet a girl who LOVES sucking, licking, and kissing every inch of our richard it makes us feel like a damn KING. And there is NO higher sign of letting me know you’re into it than sucking me off while playing with your nani (especially to the point where you cum yourself – also bonus points if you do it with no hands).

Ladies that is how GREAT mind-blowing sex jumps off – but I don’t think I can say the same in reverse though. I can’t imagine it being sexy to women to have a man eat her out while he’s beating his own meat like Pee Wee Herman in an abandoned theatre. But ladies, when a man can see you actually SQUIRT from playing with yourself while giving us head, you might just get the ring THAT night (though chances are you probably ALREADY have it).

This Is Your Conscience

When Lincoln Anthony Blades is not writing for his controversial and critically acclaimed blog, he can be found contributing articles for Uptown Magazine. Lincoln wrote the hilarious and insightful book "You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer: How To Stop Letting Love Kick Your Ass". He is also a public speaker who has sat on panels all over North America and the Caribbean.


  1. lincolnanthonyblades

    11/30/2011 at 5:37 AM

    Ladies, Is This Part Of Your Sexual Foreplay Repertoire?

  2. Crystal Promo-Fernandez

    11/30/2011 at 9:01 AM

    Um, I actually would like to see a guy stroking his big ole peen (LOL) while eating me out…it lets me know he loves doing it and is not doing it begrudgingly!

    • MzDebbieFields

      11/30/2011 at 9:06 AM


    • KemaVA

      11/30/2011 at 10:21 AM

      Yes!! I would find that sexy too!

      • ATLienSince82

        11/30/2011 at 3:25 PM

        Golly look at all that! Can see it from the front!

    • ATLienSince82

      11/30/2011 at 3:24 PM

      Do you know what kinda serious balance and breathing it would take to execute that tho?? I'm already trying to dive my tongue in deep but now you want me to stroke too??

      • Pe.Riche.

        02/01/2013 at 8:33 AM

        "Do you know what kinda serious balance and breathing it would take to execute that tho??"

        Duh, we women are all too familiar with this. Welcome to our world!

        • NurseJilly

          02/01/2013 at 8:46 AM


    • Bruhman

      11/30/2011 at 3:32 PM

      Don't just watch my girl, get that 69 started!

    • TruthSeeker_s2

      02/02/2013 at 12:59 PM

      I whole-heatedly concur. lol
      that shits hot, especially when he wont let you get away even when you squirm… *U*

  3. MzDebbieFields

    11/30/2011 at 9:06 AM

    I must be out of touch…don't all women do this?? #Confused

    • LadyeeC

      11/30/2011 at 9:19 AM

      thats what i thought too lol

  4. BWNG

    11/30/2011 at 9:07 AM


  5. NurseJilly

    11/30/2011 at 9:57 AM

    YES, YES, YES!! Regains composure….

    • ATLienSince82

      11/30/2011 at 3:25 PM

      You got a little wild side to you huh Jilly!

      • NurseJilly

        11/30/2011 at 11:36 PM

        Sure do;) I say let your freak flag fly!!

        • TruthSeeker_s2

          02/02/2013 at 1:01 PM


  6. maxfab

    11/30/2011 at 12:41 PM

    Wait – everybody doesn't do this?!?

    • ATLienSince82

      11/30/2011 at 3:26 PM

      Naw Max some females just bob with no weave

  7. Gordan

    11/30/2011 at 12:58 PM

    I like how almost the girls above are already hip to this. Y'all are some bad chicks!

    • Adrian Alexander

      12/07/2011 at 2:40 AM

      I agree, it's very encouraging to see. I had no idea so many girls were hip to this! I guess I've wasted too much time f*cking lame-ass girls :(

  8. Gordan

    11/30/2011 at 1:01 PM

    And am I the only one that thinks the hand work during the head is the most important part?!? No hands is cool but with skillful hands, shit actually feels like chick is pulling I out of u. Constituent deep throat+skillful handwork= blow out game in the first quarter!

    • ATLienSince82

      11/30/2011 at 3:27 PM

      Naw my man you gotta meet a female with the deep throat on lock….she can get you off with the back of her damn neck and shit

  9. ATLienSince82

    11/30/2011 at 3:22 PM

    Dayummm yawl ladies puttin it down on your fellas like that?? I always thought it was a special occasion thing not just a every Friday thing

  10. krystllyght

    12/01/2011 at 12:52 PM

    I've done it but dang I need to work on my balance.

  11. imakesense

    12/02/2011 at 2:19 AM

    Yawn everyone does this

    • Adrian Alexander

      12/07/2011 at 2:41 AM

      Not any girl I've been with, unfortunately :(

      • imakesense

        12/07/2011 at 1:14 PM


      • Darryl Frierson

        02/01/2013 at 1:57 PM

        Damn I feel sorry for you brotha!! Its a great thing to experience and see!!

  12. Kll

    06/03/2014 at 3:18 PM

    And it is fucking hot to feel his mouth on me and watch him stroke himself! Yaaaaaaaaasssssss

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