The One Thing EVERY Man Finds RIDICULOUSLY Sexy During Foreplay

It’s not her cute face, nice eyes, smooth skin or fat ass…but you’re getting close

Yes I’m generalizing y’all and I don’t give a DAMN because I am MORE than right about this as it pertains to the VAST majority of the male gender. Any man with any sense of sexual pride looks forward to foreplay because it’s our chance to turn that sexual tension into real live orgasmic pleasure, yet as much as we love GIVING, it’s also our chance to receive some mind-blowing pleasure and bare witness to one of the SEXIEST visuals any man can ever hope to see a woman do during a sex act.

Ladies, I’m SURE you know how much men look forward to getting our richards deep-throated since we were imagining how damn good it would feel from the second you spotted your glossy-ass lips from WAY across the room before we even talked to you. The visual of your lips wrapped around our manhood slowly, moistly, and gently sucking us is a sight that can bring a tear to a man’s face like he was watching the scene of Ricky getting shot in Boy N The Hood on a constant repeat. THAT is an amazing visual – but that’s NOT the one that all men love that sends us OVER the deep edge (and has some of us busting nuts fast as hell, before the chorus of the first song on our sex mixtape).

So ladies, here it is – the move is called MULTI-TASKING HEAD and it is simply when you squat, lie or sit down, slowly take your man’s richard into your mouth while you stroke it with one hand and then take your other hand and begin rubbing your OWN clit while sucking us off. Ladies, that is the DAMN MOVE RIGHT THERE. No straight, sane man could have ANY objection to seeing that, and when a woman does it with just the right amount of enthusiasm and LUST, it’s bar-none one of the sexiest things a man can ever see.

See, growing up from a boy to a man, we mature sexually very quickly (we have to) and one thing that most BOYS notice is that the head they get can sometimes be very uninspiring because the poor girl is just learning. As we get older, the head does get better as older woman are more well-practiced, but even still every now and then you can run into a girl who gives you PITY-head, or “fine I will do it just this once” head, which still feels good, but doesn’t warm-over our souls because it feels like we are begging and forcing it to be sexy. But when you meet a girl who LOVES sucking, licking, and kissing every inch of our richard it makes us feel like a damn KING. And there is NO higher sign of letting me know you’re into it than sucking me off while playing with your nani (especially to the point where you cum yourself – also bonus points if you do it with no hands).

Ladies that is how GREAT mind-blowing sex jumps off – but I don’t think I can say the same in reverse though. I can’t imagine it being sexy to women to have a man eat her out while he’s beating his own meat like Pee Wee Herman in an abandoned theatre. But ladies, when a man can see you actually SQUIRT from playing with yourself while giving us head, you might just get the ring THAT night (though chances are you probably ALREADY have it).

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When Lincoln Anthony Blades is not writing for his controversial and critically acclaimed blog, he can be found contributing articles for Uptown Magazine. Lincoln wrote the hilarious and insightful book "You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer: How To Stop Letting Love Kick Your Ass". He is also a public speaker who has sat on panels all over North America and the Caribbean.

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