Women Who Say They Don’t Want Their Salad Tossed Are LYING! [By: Amanda Scott]


Fellas, I do not consider myself a sexpert in any official capacity, but if I know anything, it’s this: When it comes to tossing salad there are 3 types of women…the ones who love it, the ones who don’t know they love it yet and the women who love to lie about not liking it!!

For the uninitiated, I present to you the definition of salad tossing:

At a recent girls night, we all got together to celebrate our friend’s b-day and we all sat around in our pajama’s drinking red wine and telling stories…which eventually turned into sex stories. (Of course!). In her drunken state, the birthday girl revealed that her boyfriend tossed her salad for the first time as part of his birthday celebration for her (oh lawd, please don’t ask!). First we all reacted by unanimously screaming “EWW!” followed by laughing until tears streamed down our faces! But slowly something strange started to happen…

First, one of the other girls said “all jokes aside, I actually think that’s kinda hot…I had it done to me once and it wasn’t too bad”. We all looked at her like she had two heads and we immediately began laughing out loud so hard her neighbours probably could hear! But then, another one of our girls admitted that she doesn’t mind it either…and before you know it, we all fessed up to not only having it done, but loving every minute of it!

As we started to talk candidly about it, we started to think about all the women who are too scared to admit they like it for fear of being labelled a h0e or worse – and all the men who do it, but will never admit to it.

Ok, I know that not all women have the same sex tastes and that there are many women who probably would never want that done to them (although I can’t understand why), but overall I think it’s sad that we live in a society where we allow our sexual tastes to be overly controlled by social norms.

To all the women who’ve never let a man toss your salad, I implore you to try it once – because once you have it, it immediately changes your sex life forever (for the better!). And to all the men who do it, keep on keeping on because women love it more than you actually know!

After me and my homegirls stopped professing our love for the tossed salad, the birthday girl asked “so how do you ladies feel about tossing your man’s salad?” We each looked around the room at one another, took a long sip from our glasses, and changed the topic to the weather before the awkward silence set in.

Baby steps girl, baby steps…


When Lincoln Anthony Blades is not writing for his controversial and critically acclaimed blog ThisIsYourConscience.com, he can be found contributing articles for Uptown Magazine. Lincoln wrote the hilarious and insightful book "You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer: How To Stop Letting Love Kick Your Ass". He is also a public speaker who has sat on panels all over North America and the Caribbean.


  1. lincolnanthonyblades

    09/26/2013 at 1:31 AM

    Ladies & Gentlemen, do you agree with Amanda that the VAST majority of women love getting their salad tossed??? Ladies, would you do it to your man??

  2. monique

    09/26/2013 at 11:13 AM

    I agree i LOVE it
    hated it at first but now i need it

    • lincolnanthonyblades

      09/26/2013 at 12:51 PM

      Wait, NEED?!

      So if a man doesn't do it, he's CUT?!

  3. Miss K

    09/26/2013 at 6:54 PM

    Hmm I can't say the vast majority of them do.. I think most have never experienced it to be honest.. But I can honestly say, I've had it done and loved it!! Legend has it that men like it too, is this true??

  4. MistaHarsh

    09/27/2013 at 3:02 PM

    This is a BIG GTFOH moment

  5. Anthony

    08/23/2014 at 5:07 AM

    I think my gf likes it. She has never stopped me but its not something we do on the regular. The gf was in a relationship when we met and I and I found my self fantasizing about her all the time and would tell my self if she was mine I would lick her ass so we hung out a couple of times and she invited her self to my house I had to do it cause that was the deal I made with my self. That was my first time but I wanted to do something maybe her partner maybe didn't do. Well we each got rid of are gf bf and live together today

  6. Francis

    11/06/2015 at 11:28 PM

    I love eating a sweet asshole, it's better than pussy and seen alot less cock

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