Feb 17, 2012
Help me Uncle Gryph. I don’t know what to do.
On a steamy night in the summer of 2010, I met an achingly beautiful woman. Her lustrous 5’8” physique was punctuated by a taut bubble and accented with B-cups that I’d slap our own infant daughter away from if she tried to suckle them. Read More
Feb 14, 2012
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There's a video that Lincoln posted in his Facebook group a week or two ago that I've been meaning to comment on, and NOW is the time: Read More
Feb 13, 2012
[Ed. note] Ladies and gentlemen, this post is what I call a "Change-up." Typically I write a blog on a topic and you all read and maybe respond, but I love the idea of having different voices express their thoughts on various subject matters, and well, I don't think we have ANYONE who comments or reads this site with a more unique perspective on things than the one and only grandgryph. Get your questions ready, and brace yourself for some very INTERESTING ... Read More
Jan 20, 2012
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I’ve always said it. Relationships are like cars. How, you ask? Very simple, lemme break it down for ya! ;) Read More
Jan 19, 2012
No. This is not an article patting myself on the pack, nor am I a smarmy know-it-all. I’m extremely honest. For people with this quality you’ll often find yourself engaged in a broad spectrum from intriguing debates to heated arguments simply because you tried to tell the truth. Read More
Jan 17, 2012
Every night I come home after work, step out of my dress clothes into something more comfortable (a pink sweatsuit for the pervy men reading this!), and check my PVR to see what good shows I missed during my 12-hour workday. But, inevitably around this same time, my friends realize that I'm home so they take the opportunity to release all their inner problems, trials and tribulations to me, and I will gladly accept their call and be a shoulder to lean ... Read More
Jan 15, 2012
[Ed. Notes] As we all know the NFL season is slowly coming to an end, and now that the NBA has resolved SOME of their labour issues, it's time to start giving a damn about Kobe, Lebron, Durant and them other big-headed negroes. These weekly reviews will be brought to you courtesy of our NBA contributor, Porsha Melcher [ain't a DAMN thing more attractive than a woman who knows sports]. And thankfully Porsha is a diehard NBA fan and great writer - ... Read More
Jan 13, 2012
Do you remember the good ol’ days when people used to pick up the phone and actually TALK to each other? The days when we actually had to put in effort to see what’s going on in each other’s lives? Now it’s replaced with a “PING” on bbm, an sms text message, email, or “following” someone on Twitter. It’s ridiculous. Read More
Jan 12, 2012
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One conversation that couples don't have often enough (until it's too late) is: What are the riles of engagement when dealing with an ex??? In my opinion, this is such an important question that the answer needs to be spelled out clearly for men or else they will begin to cross lines that they didn't even know existed!! Read More
Jan 6, 2012
Earlier this year, my girlfriend and I went to breakfast and discussed the issues we have encountered on the dating scene and have heard from various different individuals alike. As we ate our omelets, we couldn’t help but hash about how people love to put others on the backburner. Pretty much, just taking someone for granted and hoping that they will always become readily available. We call this philosophy “The Tupperware Theory”. Read More